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Meg's sister-in-law, Delaney, is pregnant. Since her due date is on or around Christmas Day, this is putting a bit of a damper on the usual holiday festivities. Meg and Michael are NOT hosting the usual house full of relatives and parties. Instead, Meg, along with her mother, her grandmother, her cousin Rose Noire, and her good friend Caroline, are militantly doing everything they can think of to keep Delaney quiet and healthy.
By: Donna Andrews
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Murder with Peacocks
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Meg Langslow's summer is not going swimmingly. In her small Virginia hometown, she's the maid of honor at the nuptials of three loved ones - each of whom has dumped the planning in her hands. One bride is set on including a Native American herbal purification ceremony while another wants live peacocks on the lawn. But when an offensive newcomer, who hints at skeletons in the guests' closets, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, level-headed Meg's to-do list extends from flower arrangements and bridal registries to catching a killer - before the next event is her own funeral.
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Why did I wait so long
- By Kelley A Johnson on 08-17-19
By: Donna Andrews
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You've Got Murder
- Turing Hopper, Book 1
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Zack is a workaholic computer expert who created his friend Turing. Turing is a sentient artificial-intelligence personality who has thousands of mystery novels downloaded to her database. With a self-improvement feature, Turing and Zack have taken on numerous challenges together. But when Zack disappears, Turing suspects foul play. She'll have to utilize her personality, her knowledge, and her unique abilities in order to find out what happened to her creator - and her friend.
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An audiobook Winner!
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 07-30-21
By: Donna Andrews
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A Farewell to Arfs
- Chet and Bernie Mysteries, Book 15
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Chet the dog, "the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction" (Boston Globe), and his human partner PI Bernie Little are back again, and this time they're entangled in a web of crime unlike anything they've ever seen before. Their next-door neighbor, Mr. Parsons, thought he was doing the right thing by loaning his ne'er do well son, Billy, some money to help get himself settled. But days later, Mr. Parsons has discovered that his entire life savings is gone. Valley PD is certain this is an impersonation scam, but Bernie isn't so sure.
By: Spencer Quinn
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The More the Terrier
- An Andy Carpenter Mystery
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Reluctant lawyer Andy Carpenter is relieved to be headed back to Paterson, New Jersey, after a week-long family vacation in the Adirondacks. He's ready to put the holly jolly season way behind him and settle in at home with his three dogs. But when they finally arrive, there is an extra dog eagerly awaiting them, as well as one anxious dog sitter. When the dog showed up on the doorstep a few days ago, the sitter knew Andy would know what to do. Indeed, Andy recognizes Murphy, who the Carpenters fostered before the dog went home with BJ Bremer and his mother.
By: David Rosenfelt
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Out of Circulation
- Cat in the Stacks, Book 4
- By: Miranda James
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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The Ducote sisters are in a tiff with Vera Cassity over the location of this year's library fundraising gala, and Charlie would rather curl up in a corner than get into the fray. It seems everyone - even his housekeeper Azalea - has it in for Vera. And at the gala, she gives them good reason, with a public display of rancor aimed at anyone who gets in her way.But those bitter words wind up being her last.
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A successful writer makes you care deeply about their characters...and I do!
- By Placeholder on 09-11-17
By: Miranda James
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Rockin' Around the Chickadee
- A Meg Langslow Mystery
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Meg's sister-in-law, Delaney, is pregnant. Since her due date is on or around Christmas Day, this is putting a bit of a damper on the usual holiday festivities. Meg and Michael are NOT hosting the usual house full of relatives and parties. Instead, Meg, along with her mother, her grandmother, her cousin Rose Noire, and her good friend Caroline, are militantly doing everything they can think of to keep Delaney quiet and healthy.
By: Donna Andrews
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Murder with Peacocks
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Meg Langslow's summer is not going swimmingly. In her small Virginia hometown, she's the maid of honor at the nuptials of three loved ones - each of whom has dumped the planning in her hands. One bride is set on including a Native American herbal purification ceremony while another wants live peacocks on the lawn. But when an offensive newcomer, who hints at skeletons in the guests' closets, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, level-headed Meg's to-do list extends from flower arrangements and bridal registries to catching a killer - before the next event is her own funeral.
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Why did I wait so long
- By Kelley A Johnson on 08-17-19
By: Donna Andrews
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You've Got Murder
- Turing Hopper, Book 1
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
-
Story
Zack is a workaholic computer expert who created his friend Turing. Turing is a sentient artificial-intelligence personality who has thousands of mystery novels downloaded to her database. With a self-improvement feature, Turing and Zack have taken on numerous challenges together. But when Zack disappears, Turing suspects foul play. She'll have to utilize her personality, her knowledge, and her unique abilities in order to find out what happened to her creator - and her friend.
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An audiobook Winner!
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 07-30-21
By: Donna Andrews
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A Farewell to Arfs
- Chet and Bernie Mysteries, Book 15
- By: Spencer Quinn
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Chet the dog, "the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction" (Boston Globe), and his human partner PI Bernie Little are back again, and this time they're entangled in a web of crime unlike anything they've ever seen before. Their next-door neighbor, Mr. Parsons, thought he was doing the right thing by loaning his ne'er do well son, Billy, some money to help get himself settled. But days later, Mr. Parsons has discovered that his entire life savings is gone. Valley PD is certain this is an impersonation scam, but Bernie isn't so sure.
By: Spencer Quinn
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The More the Terrier
- An Andy Carpenter Mystery
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Reluctant lawyer Andy Carpenter is relieved to be headed back to Paterson, New Jersey, after a week-long family vacation in the Adirondacks. He's ready to put the holly jolly season way behind him and settle in at home with his three dogs. But when they finally arrive, there is an extra dog eagerly awaiting them, as well as one anxious dog sitter. When the dog showed up on the doorstep a few days ago, the sitter knew Andy would know what to do. Indeed, Andy recognizes Murphy, who the Carpenters fostered before the dog went home with BJ Bremer and his mother.
By: David Rosenfelt
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Out of Circulation
- Cat in the Stacks, Book 4
- By: Miranda James
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The Ducote sisters are in a tiff with Vera Cassity over the location of this year's library fundraising gala, and Charlie would rather curl up in a corner than get into the fray. It seems everyone - even his housekeeper Azalea - has it in for Vera. And at the gala, she gives them good reason, with a public display of rancor aimed at anyone who gets in her way.But those bitter words wind up being her last.
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A successful writer makes you care deeply about their characters...and I do!
- By Placeholder on 09-11-17
By: Miranda James
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Open and Shut
- By: David Rosenfelt
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether dueling with new forensics or the local old boys' network, irreverent defense attorney Andy Carpenter always leaves them awed with his biting wit and winning fourth-quarter game plan. But the fun stops the day Andy's dad, Paterson, New Jersey's legendary ex-DA, drops dead in front of him at a game in Yankee Stadium.
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Does Anyone Else Notice the Missing Content?
- By pewter on 02-05-13
By: David Rosenfelt
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The Whole Cat and Caboodle
- Second Chance Cat Mystery Series #1
- By: Sofie Ryan
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarah Grayson is the happy proprietor of Second Chance, a charming shop in the oceanfront town of North Harbor, Maine. At the shop she sells used items that she has lovingly refurbished and repurposed. But her favorite pet project so far has been adopting a stray cat she names Elvis. The big black cat with a scar across his nose turned up at a local bar when the band was playing the King of Rock and Roll's music and hopped in Sarah's truck.
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Mainely Wonderful
- By Rusty on 01-07-17
By: Sofie Ryan
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Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye
- Psychic Eye Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Victoria Laurie
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Michaels
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Abby Cooper is a P.I., psychic intuitive. But her insight failed her when she didn't foresee the death of one of her clients - or that the lead investigator for the case is the gorgeous blind date she just met. Now, with the police suspicious of her abilities and a killer on the loose, Abby's future looks more uncertain than ever.
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Abby Is The Worst.
- By Keri on 05-16-14
By: Victoria Laurie
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The Diva Runs Out of Thyme
- A Domestic Diva Mystery, Book 1
- By: Krista Davis
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Few can compete with the Natasha Smith when it comes to entertaining, but her childhood rival, Sophie Winston, certainly tries. While Natasha is known for her intricate centerpieces and painstakingly prepared gourmet meals, Sophie likes to keep things simple...real simple.
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The type of cozy I don't enjoy
- By Meep on 09-11-15
By: Krista Davis
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Them Bones
- By: Carolyn Haines
- Narrated by: Kate Forbes
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Sarah Booth Delaney...an unconventional Southern belle whose knack for uncovering the truth is about to make her the hottest detective in Zinnia, Mississippi...if it doesn't make her the deadest. No self-respecting lady would allow herself to end up in Sarah Booth's situation. Unwed, unemployed, and over 30, she's flat broke and about to lose the family plantation. Not to mention being haunted by the ghost of her great-great-grandmother's nanny, who never misses an opportunity to remind her of her sorry state.
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Good Mistery, but...
- By Kindle Customer on 02-28-18
By: Carolyn Haines
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The Little Lost Library
- A Secret, Book, & Scone Society Novel, Book 7
- By: Ellery Adams
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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When an elderly Miracle Springs resident, Lucille Wynter, arranges for Nora to deliver an order of books to her creepy, crumbling Southern Gothic mansion, Nora doesn't expect to be invited in. An agoraphobic, Lucille doesn't leave Wynter House. Nor does she invite anyone inside. But when Lucille doesn't come to the door to collect her books, Nora begins to worry. Forcing her way into Lucille's dilapidated home, Nora is shocked to find rooms packed to the ceiling with decaying books and a lifeless Lucille at the foot of her stairs.
By: Ellery Adams