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Narrated by:
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Simon Vance
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By:
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P. G. Wodehouse
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Sir George Pyke is quite disappointed in his son Roderick's business acumen. Roderick, unlike his old man, lacks the aggressive drive required of a business tycoon. So the elder Pyke resolves to marry him off to the sprightly Felicia, who has enough spark to manage any man and may just do him a world of good. All is going well until Bill West arrives from New York. Felicia recognizes in this strong, ambitious chap the man for whom she should forsake all others - but making their way to the altar may be easier said than done.
This romantic comedy from master humorist P. G. Wodehouse is sure to delight, whether you're new to his work or a longtime fan.
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
- By Csutty on 09-23-24
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Webster's Dictionary gives the meaning of the word "miasma" as "an infection floating in the air; a deadly exhalation". And in the opinion of Mr. Robert Ferguson, that description, though perhaps a little too flattering, on the whole summed up Master Roland Bean pretty satisfactorily. Until the previous day, Master Bean had served Mr. Ferguson in the capacity of office-boy. But there was that about Master Bean which made it practically impossible for anyone to employ him for long.
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It takes a lot of effort for Jimmy Crocker to become Piccadilly Jim – nights on the town roistering, headlines in the gossip columns, a string of broken hearts and breaches of promise. Eventually he becomes rather good at it and manages to go to pieces with his eyes open. But no sooner has Jimmy cut a wild swathe through fashionable London than his terrifying Aunt Nesta decides he must mend his ways. He then falls in love with the girl he has hurt most of all, and after that things get complicated. In a dizzying plot, impersonations pile on impersonations....
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Delightful P.G.Wodehouse plot & J.Cecil narration
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- M. Snell
- 04-16-18
Finally, A P.G. Wodehouse we hadn't heard before!
Highly entertaining, classic Wodehouse fun with action split between New York and London. Competent narration. Highly recommend for Wodehouse fans.
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- Henry Maicki II
- 07-10-17
A fun listen
In traditional Wodhouse fashion this is just a fun listen. The characters are rich in attributes and a joy to follow. I highly recommend.
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- Gary l
- 05-31-22
Ha ha ha, very funny
I always enjoy Wodehouse. He is very clever at putting humorous tales together. I enjoy all Wodehouse stories.
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- Darla
- 01-27-21
Wodehouse is always a good read
Narrator was very good, story, while a variation on a standard Wodehouse theme was good. A bright cheery escape from the troubles of our daily lives.
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- Sarah
- 02-14-17
Very, very silly, as expected - but fun!
Where does Bill the Conqueror rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I listen to books like this at night to help me go to sleep so I can't really compare it to books I listen to seriously.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Bill!
Which character – as performed by Simon Vance – was your favorite?
Simon Vance does a great job on all the characters. His talent enhanced the listening experience!
If you could take any character from Bill the Conqueror out to dinner, who would it be and why?
Oh, please! These people are not real. All the characters are rather ridiculous. I cannot even imagine myself in their world.
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- happyjo
- 04-16-21
Bill the conqueror
this book had so much going on that it held my interest from start to finish. if you like old fashioned stories then I am pretty sure you will enjoy this book.
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- Katherine
- 09-24-22
Mediocre Narrator
While Simon Vance is typically an excellent narrator, his cool delivery is not a good match with Wodehouse. Martin Jarvis and Jonathan Cecil know how to savor each word, bringing the joy of Wodehouse’s writing to life. This narrator fails to do so. Not terrible, but not particularly engaging.
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- Mary M.
- 03-06-21
Great Story to Relax and Enjoy!
This was a wonderful, stress-free story to just relax to and enjoy the unfolding. Nothing hideously horrible happens so there was no anxious time of awaiting things to come out all right. The ending was satisfying and I was left smiling.
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- Mrs. Murphy
- 07-15-23
Different but still entertaining
Simon Vance does a great job with this Wodehouse novel about a cast of characters trying to find their way into the life they want to have. There are the usual bossy relatives, and the odd crook or two, but this story has a lovely charm and Vance does a good job with all of the voices.
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- Whovian Gran
- 12-27-20
Fine Book, Strange Narration
I always enjoy a good Wodehouse book, and this did not disappoint. I'm not sure how the narrator was able to make some of the American characters sound just like Doc Brown in the Back to the Future films. Quite impressive, though distracting. The other Americans sounded like British actors in the West End who are portraying Americans.
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