
Birthday Cake, Spaceships and Lingerie
A Sci-Fi Romance Adventure
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Raquel Beattie
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L.H. Whitlock
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What do an intergalactic art thief, a snarky AI, and a sexy protestor have in common? It’s up to them to save the universe! Mathia thinks stealing Princess Rosalie’s spaceship will lead to a peaceful protest. Instead, she finds herself abandoned on a remote asteroid with nothing but a pain-in-the-ass AI to keep her company. When art thief Ave stumbles on a secret weapon, he must warn Prova so they can destroy the weapon before it annihilates the Universe. But before he succeeds, he’s shot down and crashes on an asteroid. What starts as an unlikely pairing turns into a hot romance and a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-14-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Amanda Fewell
- 10-11-21
A fast-paced pleasure ride thru the stars!
Omg, can I love these sexy quirky characters any more?! They’re smart, soulful, and funny - and I felt like I was there in the ship with them. Great plot twists to keep the suspense going and their relationship growing. That was so much fun, I wish it didn’t have to end!
Come on, Whitlock, I’m sure these two (or 4?) can find more trouble to get up to!
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- Paranormal Lover
- 10-01-21
Birthday Cake
Well plenty of action, adventure, entertainment, and just different from what I thought. Narrator did a fantastic job.
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- Vicki
- 10-03-21
Good science fiction book
This was a good science fiction book with action as well as romance. Raquel Beattie did a very good job with the narration. I received this free copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- B.McGrath
- 09-19-21
good sci fi
These two rebels were the perfect complement for each other. I enjoyed the AI dubbed "Karen".
I don't think I'd be a fan of the mind reading ability- TMI!!! Enjoyable and entertaining. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a good job bringing it to life.
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