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Charles Baxter
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From the winner of the PEN/Malamud Award and “one of our most gifted writers” (Chicago Tribune) comes a comic novel about a divorced Midwestern dad who takes a cutting-edge medical test and learns that he has a predisposition to murder.
In this fresh take on love and trouble in America, Brock Hobson, an insurance salesman and Sunday-school teacher, finds his equilibrium disturbed by the results of a predictive blood test. Baxter, a master storyteller, brings us a gradually building rollercoaster narrative, and a protagonist who is impertinent, searching, and hilariously relatable. From his good-as-gold, gentle girlfriend to the macho subcontractor guy his ex-wife left him for, not to mention his well-raised teenage kids, now exploring sex and sexuality, the secondary characters in Brock's life all contribute meaningfully to the drama, as increasing challenges to his sense of self and purpose crash over him. The final battle—no spoilers, but there is one—couldn't be more delightful, as this quick and bracing novel reminds us to choose the best people to love, accept the ones we love even if we didn’t choose them, and love them all well.
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- By: Christopher Golden, Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, James Charles Leary, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
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A dream come true
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Christopher Golden, and others
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- Berbee
- 11-17-24
Lack of story progression
I found this a disjointed and poorly developed storyline. Characters were not relatable and showed no growth. A waste of time and money for me. I certainly wouldn’t call it a comedy.
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- BallerinaAstronaut
- 10-31-24
Creepy.. and also boring as hell
in a starting chapter main character in the first person is too creepy, commenting on specific sounds his teen daughter makes frequently during sex in his house, What “Dad” character does anyone want to hear saying that sort of thing. Trudged thru 7 chapters so far and while it is less creepy it is more dull. Never going to listen to NPR recommendations for books again. 2nd time I wasted money on something that they labelled as “comedic” that has no joy,
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- Kristen Finley
- 11-21-24
Read only if you don’t want to like one single character
I saw this recommended in a readers digest as something funny. It is not. I could not identify with any character. They were not amusing or interesting or in the least bit likable. I feel like I wasted my money and my time with this one. This is probably the first book review I’ve ever done, but it has weighed on my conscience that I need to put this review out there so no one else foolishly purchases this book in any format.
And I normally love most books that fall into a humor or comedy category. I would not recommend this book to a soul. Steer clear and save your money.
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