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The Hissing Booth Chronicles, Book 0
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Lynn Norris
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By:
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Gemma Thorne
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The world ends not with a bang but a hiss.
Since the Rise of Magic, soothsayer Journi McCutcheon has faced supernatural sycophants, dated zealous zombies, and battled possessed pediatricians, but when an eccentric client hires her to investigate haunted pickles, her day goes from weird to worse.
Only demonic dills are the least of her newly acquired problems.
What begins as a nuisance call ends in apocalypse when she stumbles across a mass grave and discovers that the cats therein aren't just dead--they're harbingers of extinction.
And magic is on the endangered species list.
To save her family and Deviants everywhere, she must set aside her feud with all things feline to end the threat.
Before it ends her.
Cat Me If You Can is the exciting prequel to Crazy Cat Lady, Gemma Thorne's number-one best-selling debut novel. Packed with quick wit, spell-slinging heroines, and cats, it's a new breed of urban fantasy.
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You're having a BLAST! 💥🤣
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review
Get the book, you're gonna have a blast!
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great story!
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The narrator does an excellent job bringing these characters to life and making this story amazing. The narrator fits this series and makes the story even more captivating.
I received a review copy at my request and have voluntarily left this unbiased review.
A Fabulous Listen
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Needless to say, I am glad my wife recommended this as like I said up-front, this was a fun listen. I listened to it on my return from a business trip and it made the ride quite enjoyable. I found myself drawn to Journi's adventure right from the start and loved the cat tie-in. One part I was particularly fond of was the transformation that occurred later on in the story for the main antagonist.
On a side note, I too have an emotional attachment to coffee.
I would highly recommend this story for those looking for a fun tale. This is an easy 5/5 from someone who is generally a fan of sci-fi, post-apocalyptic, and space opera stories.
What a fun listen for my trip back home!
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Cats and more cats
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Awesomely Fun!
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The author has a wonderful talent of creating a story that draws you in and keeps you hanging on to the very end. I found the story to be very entertaining and fun! I definitely recommend this book. I couldn’t stop listening to this book.
The narrator did an excellent job of distinguishing between the characters and I enjoyed listening to the book.
What a unique, funny and wonderful story!
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Funny story
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Summary:
This was a fascinating story about what happened to the world after the Rise of magic changed most people in different. A few were left without magical abilities to find their way in a new world. Journi comes form a magical family where her skills lie in soothsaying. Journi like many resist getting directly involves with the magical police, this leaves her trying to make a living on her own. That all changes when Journi stumbles on a large number of cats who were killed by magical means. This spirals out of control leading to a gun toting woman, her eccentric grandmother, and a possible apocalypse if she can’t unravel the mystery in time. Add to this normals bent on exterminating anyone who is magical giving the readers fast paced and intricate story.
This was an incredible audio-book that came alive for the reader as the narrator added a unique flare to every character.
Which will do Journi in, an apocalypse or cats?
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The delicious LYNN NORRIS reprises her narrator role in this series with unerring instincts for character and plot development, and razor-sharp comedic timing and inflection that always deliver and satisfy.
Get rrrrready to rrrrumble! (And giggle, and snort, and gasp). Enjoy!
magical thrill-ride quickie!
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