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Mari Lindgren
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Catastrophic
About this listen
In this book, you will listen to poems about me and my past. I use writing as medication and therapy. Catastrophic LP was written to inform the audience on who I am as a person and some life situations I have gone through. Some people have told me before, “Forget about the past”, but to me, the past is a way to remember who you are.
Without the past, we can’t write great stories or even measure our growth mentally or physically. I also wanted to have a little bit of fun with it, so I wrote a poem about a "secret someone" and to see if you guys can uncover the secret. I hope you enjoy this book, and I will be making more later down the road.
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