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Narrated by:
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Andrew Mason
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By:
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Jeffrey Jeschke
About this listen
This is a short story about an angry old man who's a former mascot for a chicken restaurant. He drives a relatively fast scooter and wears a long black trench coat. He has an infatuation with fire and explosions. He also has a ton of dynamite at his disposal. He is angry and upset and wants to unleash it on Chicago. His name is Hank, and he despises the city of Chicago.
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