
The Postmortal
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Johnny Heller
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Drew Magary
About this listen
John Farrell is about to get "The Cure". Old age can never kill him now. The only problem is, everything else still can.
Imagine a near future where a cure for aging is discovered and - after much political and moral debate - made available to people worldwide. Immortality, however, comes with its own unique problems, including evil green people, government euthanasia programs, a disturbing new religious cult, and other horrors.
Witty, eerie, and full of humanity, The Postmortal is an unforgettable thriller that envisions a pre-apocalyptic world so real that it is completely terrifying.
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- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
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Every Winter, the human population hibernates. Your name is Charlie Worthing, and it's your first season with the Winter Consuls, the committed but mildly unhinged group of misfits who are responsible for ensuring the hibernatory safe passage of the sleeping masses. You are investigating an outbreak of viral dreams which you dismiss as nonsense; nothing more than a quirky artifact borne of the sleeping mind. When the dreams start to kill people, it's unsettling. When you get the dreams, too, it's weird. When they start to come true, you begin to doubt your sanity.
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A different book from Jasper Fforde
- By MarilynArms on 02-16-19
By: Jasper Fforde
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The Obsidian Tower
- The Rooks and Ruin Series, Book 1
- By: Melissa Caruso
- Narrated by: Senn Annis
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Deep within Gloamingard Castle lies a black tower. Sealed by magic, it guards a dangerous secret that has been contained for thousands of years. As Warden, Ryxander knows the warning passed down through generations: nothing must unseal the door. But one impetuous decision will leave her with blood on her hands - and unleash a threat that could doom the world to fall to darkness.
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Fantastic!
- By McKynzee Pivonka on 10-26-20
By: Melissa Caruso
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Reincarnation Blues
- A Novel
- By: Michael Poore
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
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First we live. Then we die. And then...we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to "get it right". Answer all the big questions. Achieve wisdom. And become one with everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn't make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her.
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Profoundly Witty and Charming
- By averageconsumer on 09-13-17
By: Michael Poore
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Paranormal Real Estate
- Dirk Cooper, Book 1
- By: Matthew Howry
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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The problems in Dirk Cooper's life were ghosts, money and the Mob. The solution was real estate. Join notable hobo Dirk Cooper as he lies, cheats and steals his way through life, desperate to recover the things he lost during the housing crash of 2008. When he is approached by a wealthy and powerful man with haunted houses to sell, Dirk thinks his troubles are over. Things are not as they seemed, however, and soon he is caught up in a web of dark magic and danger the likes of which he has never encountered before.
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really refreshing, can't wait for more
- By riley on 05-13-22
By: Matthew Howry
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Disappearance at Devil's Rock
- A Novel
- By: Paul Tremblay
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 45 mins
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Late one summer night, Elizabeth Sanderson receives the devastating news that every mother fears: Her 13-year-old son, Tommy, has vanished without a trace in the woods of a local park. The search isn't yielding any answers, and Elizabeth and her young daughter, Kate, struggle to comprehend Tommy's disappearance. They feel helpless and alone, and their sorrow is compounded by anger and frustration: The local and state police have uncovered no leads.
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Creepy, eerie, and dark.
- By Alicia on 10-16-16
By: Paul Tremblay
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The Haunted Forest Tour
- By: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
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WOW, just WOW. Great book!!!!
- By Jason on 09-07-18
By: Jeff Strand, and others
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3zekiel
- By: Peter Cawdron
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Deep within the Congo, a team of scientists prepares for the greatest event in the history of humanity, making first contact with an intelligent extraterrestrial species. Only the jungle is no place for doubts. Could first contact be our last?
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avoid this book
- By Ralf Månsson on 07-19-22
By: Peter Cawdron
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Coyote Blue
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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With New York Times best-sellers like Bloodsucking Fiends to his credit, Christopher Moore has developed a devoted cult following. Coyote Blue introduces Samuel Hunter, a young man who's running from his past while being tormented by an ancient Crow God with a talent for mischief.
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ehhhh...
- By Michelle on 08-17-09
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The Circle
- By: Dave Eggers
- Narrated by: Dion Graham
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
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When Mae Holland is hired to work for the Circle, the world’s most powerful internet company, she feels she’s been given the opportunity of a lifetime. The Circle, run out of a sprawling California campus, links users’ personal emails, social media, banking, and purchasing with their universal operating system, resulting in one online identity and a new age of civility and transparency.
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A solid, just not great social network dystopia
- By Darwin8u on 10-10-13
By: Dave Eggers
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The Extinction Trials
- By: A.G. Riddle
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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After a mysterious global event known only as “The Change”, six strangers wake up in an underground research facility where they learn that they’re part of the Extinction Trials - a scientific experiment to restart the human race. But the Extinction Trials harbors a very big secret. And so does the world outside.
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Not his best
- By Mark D on 11-06-21
By: A.G. Riddle
I liked the narrator, but not for this book. Very talented, but the personalities of the protaginist and narrator did not mesh. Honestly, the boice was way too old for someone eternally 29. But not too big a distraction, or enough that I wouldn't recommend this book. Because I do!
Wow.
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Enjoyable listen
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A cynical take on immortality
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Who wants to live forever
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I plan to get a couple of friends read it so we can discuss all the "what would you do" scenarios. Recommend!
Fun thought-provoking work.
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Is there anything you would change about this book?
The premise is interesting and explored in detail through the main character's blog entries and news clips. Since a smaller portion are events that are happening to him directly, this format makes the main character's story seem like a bit of an afterthought.Would you be willing to try another book from Drew Magary? Why or why not?
If you're only going to read one of Drew Magary's books, The Hike was much more entertaining.How did the narrator detract from the book?
They overdubbed a bunch throughout the book, and it's really obvious.Audio Edits are awkwardly done
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Would you try another book from Drew Magary and/or Johnny Heller?
No.Has The Postmortal turned you off from other books in this genre?
absolutely not. this is a mediocore book in an amazing genre.What does Johnny Heller bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
bad voicesCould you see The Postmortal being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
It's written like it wants to be optioned into a movie or tv show. that's one of the biggest problems with it.Any additional comments?
Interesting premise and starts off pretty good but the whole 3rd act is basically a weak post appocalyptic movie.Interesting headline. Falls apart at the end.
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Meh
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Very good!
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Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
Overall, yes. It was thought-provoking.Any additional comments?
So this is a tough book to review and take my 3 stars with a grain of salt. As a pure story, I did not love this book. The narrator is not sympathetic, his emotions and motivations are eminently shallow and his romances have all the depth of a high school attachment. However, as a thought-piece triggering musings on life and death, motivation and commitment, overpopulation and environmental challenges, euthanasia and disease, religion and class, it is excellent. The thumbnail sketches of a world where aging has been cured (but not everyone can afford or wants to afford such a cure) work incredibly well to seed the reader's own consideration of a variety of topics, from the mundane to the existential. In the end, I recommend this to anyone who would like to look the gift horse of never aging in the mouth, who would like to contemplate all the ways in which humanity can deteriorate even when they don't physically deteriorate, lovers of dystopia and black humor and the like. Just don't expect to like any characters or really delve into the emotional life of the protagonist; this book works best as a springboard to deeper thoughts and a way to maybe, just a little bit, be glad you will only live for so long.Dark humor with deep issues
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