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Extreme Horror (Sick F*ck)
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Narrated by:
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RJ Bayley
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By:
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Ash Ericmore
About this listen
Horror like you've never listened to before - Grotesque, irreverent, without bounds, and very, very funny.
Hired to skin a baby, get the hair from an eagle, and the eggs from the recently deceased - or something like that, anyway - Cole is back on the case in this, his first standalone novel. In the midst of his governmentally mandated annual psychiatric evaluation (which he’ll pass without question, pfft) Alex finds himself working for a witch, a scorned lover, and a mob boss ... dealing only in absolutes and with the aid of his friend. Roger.
Alex Cole - part private investigator, part mercenary - no job too violent, no fee too big, no moral unbendable. Paranormal and interdimensional work accepted. Deities slain. Reasonable rates.
Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
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