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Narrated by:
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Holly Baker
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Joseph Truitt
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A girl and her dog are not so easily parted.
When a heavy December fog rolls into the tiny town of Pottsville, it brings with it a mysterious antique collector named Ebenezer Farnsworth.
While Emma desperately works to prevent Ebenezer from getting his bony fingers on a rare Addams Family Christmas ornament, she's thrilled when she gets help from an old friend in the most peculiar way imaginable. Emma's Christmas adventure is made even merrier by Ruffus, a jolly Saint Bernard with an oversized tongue and a giant appetite for Christmas cookies.
Take a trip with Emma and Ruffus to one of the most enchanting Christmas cities in the world as they seek to unlock the mysteries of the Addams Family Christmas ornament.
©2021 Joseph Truitt (P)2021 Joseph TruittListeners also enjoyed...
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