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Kent Hill
About this listen
So the guy who wrote about smut peddling aliens and barbarians and all that good shit writes poetry, as it turns out. With an eclectic mix of greasy, cheesy, salty, and sweet, Kent Hill brings his unique spin to poetic verse. With musings on aging action heroes, zombies, giant robots, vengeful clowns, goat-killing trolls, and toilet humour, Hill leaves no stone unturned in this rambling odyssey with words that rhyme. Come check it out...if you have the time.
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- Leticia Crow
- 03-17-19
a poetry book unlike any other!
You can't say he didn't warn you! It is definately full of crude language, but that is what makes it unique! A fun book for the immature adults!
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