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Narrated by:
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Suzy Jackson
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By:
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Marlene Perez
About this listen
Something very strange starts happening in Nightshade the summer that the eldest Giordano sister, Rose, gets a job working at Dr. Franken's research laboratory. People are starting to see double. Doppelgngers of Nightshade residents are popping up all over town. Daisy, Rose, and Poppy think it's a coincidence, until the rumors start that their father, who disappeared several years ago, has been spotted in town.
Meanwhile, Daisy's beau, Ryan, is spending all of his time training for football, and like the other guys on the team, he's grown enormous almost overnight. Samantha Devereux's boyfriend's neck has doubled in size since school ended. Could the football players be resorting to extreme measures to win?
Between summer jobs, sugar rushes, and beach parties, the Giordano girls get to the bottom of these mysteries and more.
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- Pansy
- 02-03-10
Witty and well written
(On my dad's account)
I purchased this book and read and it decided to have it as a audio book i love this book , It has love , hate , Comedy all mixed in one it's just a perfect blend for teens like me it's totally awesome i love the characters at times though i wish they would go a bit more deeper ya know? but over all this book is still very good and well written I love Ryan Mendez He's so sweet and charming :) The end though is suck a clif hanger kind of.
-Pansy
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