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Buscemi at Christmas
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Andrew K. Lawston
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Justice has a new...naughty list.
Christmas is coming to the mean streets of Barnes. But, crime doesn't take a break over the holidays, so neither does the world's greatest crime-solving cat, Detective Buscemi Daintypaws Twinklefur.
When a neighbor's Christmas cheese is stolen, our intrepid feline sleuth reluctantly accepts the help of a specialist. Tracker of socks...retriever of tennis balls...Puddles the puppy.
Taking the rookie investigator under her paw, Detective Daintypaws must plunge once more into Southwest London's murky underworld. And in Barnes, even at Christmas, danger is only ever around the corner.
This short Christmas adventure is a special gift for fans of Detective Daintypaws: A Squirrel in Bohemia, to bridge the gap until our hero's second adventure is released.
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