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Richard Alan Dickson
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Zabba Zoom, the Calf of Doom, must conquer a planet to become a full-fledged Doom Cow. It's not her fault there's always something better to do. But when the Great and Terrible Leader shows up to discover why the job is not done, she must change her tune. "Puny humans, prepare to die!" Richard Alan Dickson, author of Love, Venusian Style, returns with a wacky tale of global conquest, Evil Alien Space Cow Empires, and teenage priorities. With colorful twists and clever characters, Doom Cows from Outer Space will keep readers laughing to the very end.
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