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Eden Gruger
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It has always been said a princess has to kiss a lot of frogs before they find their prince, so it makes sense that sometimes they might feel like giving up on love.
From awkward first meetings, dreadful dinners, and sexual mishaps, dating is a minefield.
The big question is whether we learn from our mistakes, or make them all over again?
Whether you are happily settled or still looking, these laugh out loud, always candid, occasionally tragic tales will delight you.
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