
Existence…Eliminated: Poached Parody
Kaiser Wrench, Book 11
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James Scott Spaid
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Tiny Wallace’s one claim to fame was knowing Kaiser Wrench. Was that reason enough for someone to gag, torture, and kill the mule?
Or was it the five wallets found in his garbage?
Bodies pile up while Kaiser returns the wallets, trying to find the killer while Duke and the feds are busy searching for a biological terrorist.
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I liked Kaiser 's loyalty to Tiny and his perseverance was remarkable .I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing the characters and story to life.
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