
Noir
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Johnny Heller
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The absurdly outrageous, sarcastically satiric, and always entertaining New York Times best-selling author Christopher Moore returns in finest madcap form with this zany noir set on the mean streets of post-World War II San Francisco, and featuring a diverse cast of characters, including a hapless bartender; his Chinese sidekick; a doll with sharp angles and dangerous curves; a tight-lipped air force general; a wisecracking waif; Petey, a black mamba; and many more.
San Francisco. Summer, 1947. A dame walks into a saloon....
It's not every afternoon that an enigmatic, comely blonde named Stilton (like the cheese) walks into the scruffy gin joint where Sammy "Two Toes" Tiffin tends bar. It's love at first sight, but before Sammy can make his move, an air force general named Remy arrives with some urgent business. 'Cause when you need something done, Sammy is the guy to go to; he's got the connections on the street.
Meanwhile, a suspicious flying object has been spotted up the Pacific coast in Washington State near Mount Rainer, followed by a mysterious plane crash in a distant patch of desert in New Mexico that goes by the name Roswell. But the real weirdness is happening on the streets of the City by the Bay.
When one of Sammy's schemes goes south and the Cheese mysteriously vanishes, Sammy is forced to contend with his own dark secrets - and more than a few strange goings-on - if he wants to find his girl.
Think Raymond Chandler meets Damon Runyon with more than a dash of Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes All Stars. It's all very, very Noir. It's all very, very Christopher Moore.
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Critic reviews
"Narrator Johnny Heller nails the wry tones and rhythmic pacing of the working mugs, corrupt cops, streetwise urchins, and tough dames who people Christopher Moore's novel, which the author calls 'perky noir.'" (AudioFile)
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Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more (except maybe "Maggie," Mary of Magdalan) and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
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Blasphemus or righteous?
- By Timothy on 08-19-08
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Vienna, 1911. Gustav Klimt, the most famous painter in the Austrian Empire, the darling of Viennese society, spots a woman’s nude body in the Danube canal. He knows he should summon a policeman, but he can’t resist stopping to make a sketch first. And as he draws, the woman coughs. She’s alive! Back at his studio, Klimt and his model-turned-muse Wally tend to the erstwhile-drowned girl. She’s nearly feral and doesn’t remember who she is, or how she came to be floating in the canal. Klimt names her Judith, after one of his most famous paintings, and resolves to help her find her memory.
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Coyote Blue
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: James Jenner
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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With New York Times best-sellers like Bloodsucking Fiends to his credit, Christopher Moore has developed a devoted cult following. Coyote Blue introduces Samuel Hunter, a young man who's running from his past while being tormented by an ancient Crow God with a talent for mischief.
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- By Michelle on 08-17-09
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He Knew He Was Right
- By: Anthony Trollope
- Narrated by: Nigel Patterson
- Length: 30 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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When Louis Trevelyan's young wife meets an old family acquaintance, his unreasonable jealousy of their friendship sparks a quarrel that leads to a brutal and tragic estrangement.
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Nigel Patterson as the narrator is great
- By NH on 10-31-16
By: Anthony Trollope
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Fluke
- Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Bill Irwin
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Just why do humpback whales sing? That's the question that has marine behavioral biologist Nate Quinn and his crew poking, charting, recording, and photographing very big, wet, gray marine mammals - until the extraordinary day when a whale lifts its tail into the air to display a cryptic message spelled out in foot-high letters: Bite Me.
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Best way to ruin a good book.
- By colleen on 02-18-08
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The Donut Legion
- A Novel
- By: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Joe R. Lansdale, Kasey Lansdale, Finlay Stevenson, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Charlie Garner has a bad feeling. His ex-wife, Meg, has been missing for over a week and one quick peek into her home shows all her possessions packed up in boxes. Neighbors claim she’s running from bill collectors, but Charlie suspects something more sinister is afoot. Meg was last seen working at the local donut shop, a business run by a shadow group most refer to as ‘The Saucer People’; a space-age, evangelist cult who believe their compound to be the site of an extraterrestrial Second Coming.
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cults, donuts and noir of my!
- By Anonymous User on 05-02-23
By: Joe R. Lansdale
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Gangland
- By: Chuck Hogan
- Narrated by: Justin Price
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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In the late 1970s, The Outfit, led by Tony Accardo, has the entire city of Chicago in its grip. When the bracelet he bought his wife is stolen in a jewelry heist, Tony has his loyal soldier Nicky Passero track it down—by whatever means necessary. What Accardo doesn't know: Nicky has a secret which has made his life impossible and has put him in the pocket of the FBI.
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Much better than I thought
- By robert l. on 05-06-24
By: Chuck Hogan
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Lovecraft's Monsters
- By: Neil Gaiman, Ellen Datlow - editor
- Narrated by: Bernard Clark
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Prepare to meet the wicked progeny of the master of modern horror. In Lovecraft's Monsters, H. P. Lovecraft's most famous creations--Cthulhu, Shoggoths, Deep Ones, Elder Things, Yog-Sothoth, and more--appear in all their terrifying glory. Each story is a gripping new take on a classic Lovecraftian creature. Contributors include such literary luminaries as Neil Gaiman, Joe R. Lansdale, Caitlin R. Kiernan, Karl Edward Wagner, Elizabeth Bear, and Nick Mamatas.
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PURPLE WARMTH
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-04-17
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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The David Wolf Mystery Thriller Series: Books 1-4
- By: Jeff Carson
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 28 hrs and 16 mins
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If you love mysteries with action, suspense and a touch of humor and romance, then the David Wolf series is for you.
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Plenty of good listening with four books in one!
- By shelley on 07-22-18
By: Jeff Carson
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Maximum Bob
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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A character so outrageous he could only have come from the ingenious imagination of Elmore Leonard, lewd, lecherous, law-bending Florida jurist Judge Robert "Maximum Bob" Gibbs has been judged guilty by a grudge-bearing malefactor and sentenced to death - by alligator, if necessary.
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How I Remember
- By Cherry SuperSport on 12-31-18
By: Elmore Leonard
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The Boy in the Iron Box
- The Complete Serialized Novel
- By: Guillermo del Toro, Chuck Hogan
- Narrated by: Ralph Ineson, Nina Yndis
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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Flying dark, a plane carrying a team of mercenaries crash-lands on a remote snowy summit. When they come across a mazelike stone fortress, it’s no refuge from the wolves and the freezing wind. It’s more like a trap. What they discover can stop the heart—or worse. As terror takes a new shape, the real battle for survival begins in this unrelenting serialized novel from Academy Award–winning filmmaker and writer Guillermo del Toro.
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Absolutely Amazing!
- By Omari Matlock on 07-08-24
By: Guillermo del Toro, and others
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- Maggie May
- 04-18-18
A Laugh Riot, Inconsistently Delivered
Christopher Moore is a favorite of mine and I really was looking forward to Noir.
Don't mistake me, I did enjoy it (there's a 'but' coming), but...
The book is written in two POVs. The Sammy POV chapters were delightful and everything you'd expect if you'd ever heard Johnny Heller narrate before.
The others?
I could a hear a vague impression of Bogart as the other POV, but it seemed half-hearted and inconsistent.
Throughout, the characters' voices sometimes waned and it became hard to tell who was talking.
There were one-liners and rejoinders that made me giggle and snort out loud so, overall, I'd recommend it. I did sometimes long for Fisher Stevens though.
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- FOXXX
- 05-10-18
Friggin hilarious
I love all of his books, as always he had me laughing so much at work that I couldn't wait to come home and soak it all in. I really hope.he writes a second book to this and maybe more. Good job, you a are hilarious and gifted.
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- Paul
- 09-16-18
Another great story!
With Christopher Moore you sometimes have to be patient. The first half of the book is like the steady climb up the highest hill of a rollercoaster... But within the space of a few minutes you’ve hit the apex and you’re rocketing down the other side holding on for dear life! I love Christopher Moore. His writing is laugh out loud funny, as well as incredibly well researched. And don’t ever say no to listening to an afterword, or interview. Listening to them always enriches the books for me.
P.S. The performance by Johnny Heller is AMAZING!
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- SJshopalot
- 04-28-18
Fantastically Absurd!
Once again, Christopher Moore has hit the literary jackpot! Noir has all the classic Moore wit, banter, sarcasm, and subtle (and not-so-subtle) one-liners you've come to expect and it takes each of them to a new level! Pure gold!
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- Peb
- 06-28-19
The aliens name is not Paul......okay toots!
Fun. This review requires at least 15 words. More but no less so I'm thinking about when he was motor boating her tits. Best visual in whole story.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-14-20
I loved this
damn near perfect. This is the first thing of his I've read and I hope his other work is just as good
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- Margaret Metcalf
- 09-08-18
Love love love
This one will be a delisted probably again and again and definitely a read probably as many times. Wonderful!! What a great fictional peak into sf after the war. Great characters and the dialogue was amazing. Enjoy!!!
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- Debra
- 10-08-18
Great ride through my favorite City, 1947
Fun, quirky, nostalgic. Had a little trouble hooking into the plot and characters. Hang on!!
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- Melinda
- 08-28-19
Best Christopher Moore book since Lamb
I couldn't stop with this one. The mystery was intriguing, the main characters approachable. Outstanding!
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- D. Roessner
- 08-06-18
Great Read
Bravo Christopher Moore, Noir was totally entertaining with perfect period dialogue an interesting story, great characters and perfect narration. Your next novel cannot arrive soon enough.
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