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A Novel of the 87th Precinct
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Narrated by:
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Ron McLarty
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By:
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Ed McBain
About this listen
Murders happen every day in the big bad city. They're not such a big deal, you know. Even when the victim is a city councilman as well-known as Lester Henderson.
But this is the first time Fat Ollie Weeks of the 88th Precinct has written a novel, ah yes. Called Report to the Commissioner, it follows a cunning detective named Olivia Wesley Watts, who, apart from being female and slim, is rather like Fat Ollie himself. While Ollie's responding to the squeal about the dead councilman, his leather dispatch case is stolen from the back of his car - and in it, the only copy of his precious manuscript.
Joined by Carella and Kling from the neighboring 87th Precinct, Ollie investigates the homicide with all the exquisite crudeness, insensitivity, and determination for which he is famous. But the theft of his first novel fills Ollie with a renewed passion for old-fashioned detective work.
Following the exploits of one of Ed McBain's most beloved detectives, this lively and complicated tale - the 52nd in the award-winning 87th Precinct series - is McBain at his best.
Don't miss any of Ed McBain's 87th Precinct novels.©2003 HUI Corp., All Rights Reserved (P)2003 Simon & Schuster Inc., All Rights Reserved, AUDIOWORKS Is an Imprint of Simon & Schuster Audio Division, Simon & Schuster Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"The excerpts from Ollie's novel will bring tears of laughter to [your] eyes as McBain skewers the inherent conceits of the procedural genre as well as bad writers everywhere. Wonderful entertainment." (Booklist)
"Priceless. One would never know that this is the 52nd book in a series, for it is as fresh and vibrant as all the rest." (Library Journal)
Reader 6 stars. Plot 2 stars.
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Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
I am a mystery story lover. I like the characters and how they are developed.Who was your favorite character and why?
Ollie himself. He is real if not always the ideal.Did Ron McLarty do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?
yes. Lots of personality.Did Fat Ollie's Book inspire you to do anything?
I want to listen to all in the series.I love the 87th precint novels.
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A must read for any and all aspiring writers
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Murder solved
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