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Frank the Farting Flamingo
- A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 4 mins
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Publisher's summary
Warning: This book may cause farting.
Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is.
Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for farts. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.
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