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In this incisive short story about memory and the limits of self-perception, the New York Times bestselling author of Rodham and Prep reflects on motherhood, gender, power dynamics, and the lingering effects of the past.
Emily appears to have it all: professional success and a sweet family life. But when her promotion causes her family to relocate to a new city, the move unexpectedly stirs up unpleasant memories of Jack Olney, the handsome jock who bullied her during college.
As Emily sorts through her recollections and past humiliations, she decides to reach out to her old dorm mates. Do they remember her? Are they happy? And whatever happened to Jack?
With piercing emotional truth, Curtis Sittenfeld explores the indignities we can’t ever seem to shake - and the pitfalls of self-reflection.
©2020 Curtis Sittenfeld. (P)2020 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- By Amazon Customer on 07-13-17
By: Rebecca Schuman
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I Don’t Care about Your Band
- What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated
- By: Julie Klausner
- Narrated by: Julie Klausner
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care about Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care about Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls.
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Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall
- By Pamela Harvey on 01-02-13
By: Julie Klausner
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The Wrong End of the Table
- A Mostly Comic Memoir of a Muslim Arab American Woman Just Trying to Fit In
- By: Ayser Salman, Reza Aslan - foreword
- Narrated by: Ayser Salman, Assaf Cohen
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.
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Not what I was looking for
- By Amazon Customer on 09-01-22
By: Ayser Salman, and others
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Falling Apart in One Piece
- One Optimist's Journey Through the Hell of Divorce
- By: Stacy Morrison
- Narrated by: Stacy Morrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Just when Stacy Morrison thought she had it all, her husband of 10 years announced that he wanted a divorce. She was left alone with a new house that needed lots of work, a new baby who needed lots of attention, and a new job in the high-pressure world of New York publishing. Morrison had never been one to believe in fairy tales. As far as she was concerned, happy endings were the product of the kind of ambition and hard work that had propelled her to the top of her profession.
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so helpful
- By jessica ball on 11-10-15
By: Stacy Morrison
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A Very Punchable Face
- A Memoir
- By: Colin Jost
- Narrated by: Colin Jost
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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If there’s one trait that makes someone well-suited to comedy, it’s being able to take a punch - metaphorically and, occasionally, physically. Told with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, A Very Punchable Face reveals the brilliant mind behind some of the dumbest sketches on television, and lays bare the heart and humor of a hardworking guy - with a face you can’t help but want to punch.
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Amazing
- By Erin E. Kace on 07-27-20
By: Colin Jost
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Drinking and Tweeting
- And Other Brandi Blunders
- By: Brandi Glanville, Leslie Bruce
- Narrated by: Brandi Glanville
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Fans have been waiting for Brandi’s scoop on one of the biggest divorces of the decade since her husband of eight years abandoned her and their two sons to marry country singer LeAnn Rimes. Not only does Brandi spill the beans about her side of the split, but the lovable housewife also shares the incredible wild ride that took her from a life in the ghetto to Hollywood’s most elite circles.
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Who edited this?
- By Jessica on 11-02-20
By: Brandi Glanville, and others
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This Is Not a Fashion Story
- Taking Chances, Breaking Rules, and Being a Boss in the Big City
- By: Danielle Bernstein
- Narrated by: Danielle Bernstein
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Danielle Bernstein spent her youth shopping at discount department stores, getting boozy in suburban backyards, and proposing marriage to every boy she dated. By age 19, she was a college dropout living in a West Village shoebox with three roommates and only six months to prove that her blog, @WeWoreWhat, could become a full blown career...or else board the train back to her mom's house. This Is Not a Fashion Story is the down and dirty tale of how a Long Island-born teenager became one of the most recognizable names in fashion.
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Waste of time
- By Leena on 05-18-20
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- kliz22
- 05-30-21
It’s a diversion
The narration sounded like a computer. Not my favorite story by Sittenfeld. But like many of her other stories, I wanted to know how it ended. I wanted to know if I would approve of the characters final choice, if it would be the same choice I would make in her shoes. As always, it’s a snap shot of real life. Of the mundane that is often overlooked.
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- Molly's Reviews
- 11-01-20
Vapid and boring
I usually love Curtis Sittenfeld. This story felt empty and without any real point. It showcased a woman essentially regressing in maturity in her adulthood. Hugely disappointing.
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- jen4choice
- 10-05-20
Definitely not her best work.
“MEH” pretty much sums this one up. How does a short story end up so long and rambling? Definitely not her best work. Skip this and go (re)read “Eligible.”
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- S Groome
- 05-04-21
Glad It was Free
Pro: The narrator did a good job. Her voice was easy to listen to.
Con: The author could have easily left out the ‘F-bombs’ and appealed to a broader audience. In short, it’s a short story about college kids in a Co-Ed dorm sleeping around.
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- Becky F.
- 06-24-23
Weird Story, Robotic Reader
The story was only ok. Too obsessed with going to the bathroom. Also, this reader is monotonous.
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- Ryan's Mom
- 10-05-23
Weird story
I’m a big fan of Curtis Sittenfeld but this missed the mark. Mostly a short story about pooping in dorm life. Strange. And I HATED the narration.
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- Caroline McGregor
- 12-20-20
Low marks
I usually love Curtis Sittenfeld but this story was no good, inane. Slow and unsatisfying.
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- Jen K.
- 10-03-20
Disappointed
The author is one of my favorites, but I could not get past the first 10 minutes of this story. I don’t know if it was the content of the story, the style of narration, or both, but I was not able to hang in there to see if things got sorted out.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-11-22
LIFE IS A STORY! DON'T MISS THE MORAL!!!
There are sooooo many of life's moments in this story that are put together in such a way that you won't want to miss a single one!!! It's worth reading more than once just to find the ones you might have missed all of the other times! This would be a great family teaching tool for children as well ages 5+. Make it a time of discovery for them but more so for yourself! There will come a time when the overall single moral will be the only and last one you find. Pass it on when you do; but not to your children! They will find that single moral on their own and it will be for them only and different from yours!!! Make note, list and compare the ones you find and how they apply to your life. The sharing is how the depths of the story become real to each of you!!! A magnificent story that will last an eternity!!!!!
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