
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The Mortician Murders, Book 2
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $17.49
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Amy Melissa Bentley
-
By:
-
Greta Boris
About this listen
Nothing says romance like his and hers caskets.
Imogene Lynch has decorated the chapel for Greener Pastures' first wedding-funeral, but on the morning of the big event, one casket is empty. Has the bride gotten cold feet? Or has someone absconded with her?
The spirits aren't talking, but they are making Imogene's life a misery. When the police suspect the mortuary's head embalmer of stealing the corpse to sell on the black market, she and El realize it's up to them to find the missing body.
Their search leads to a berserker Viking cult, obnoxious frat boys, and a pirate bar, among other dangers. But Imogene and El are determined to reunite the deceased couple, or die trying.
If you can imagine Agatha Raisin as a twenty-something, rockabilly ex-hairdresser with a weird connection to the dead, this book is for you.
©2022 Greta Boris (P)2024 TantorListeners also enjoyed...
-
To Dye For
- The Mortician Murders, Book 1
- By: Greta Boris
- Narrated by: Amy Melissa Bentley
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's an ordinary day at Harry's Hair Stop until Imogene hears her favorite client's dying wish. Two days later, she finds herself in the embalming room at Greener Pastures Mortuary, bottle of hair dye and scissors in hand. Styling her client's hair for the funeral is creepy. She'd expected that. But she hadn't expected the body to buzz like it was loaded with corpse caffeine. Was it her imagination, or was something more sinister at play? Determined to prove her sanity, she teams up with the mortuary's handsome night watchman to investigate.
-
-
Good but not great
- By GSH on 01-28-25
By: Greta Boris
-
Charlotte Gibson Mysteries Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Jasmine Webb
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 18 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Most people flee to Hawaii for gorgeous weather, white-sand beaches, and cocktails at sunset. Charlotte Gibson, however, is fleeing for her life after a vengeful mobster leaves a severed finger on her doorstep as a warning. Message very much received.
-
-
If Misandry is For You
- By Lori on 03-11-23
By: Jasmine Webb
-
Homicide at the Haunted House
- Nightmare, Arizona Paranormal Cozy Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Beth Dolgner
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Divorced, broke, and broken down in the old mining town of Nightmare, Arizona, Olivia Kendrick is desperate for a job. At forty-two years old, she never thought she would be starting over like this, let alone in a tucked-away town filled with tourists, offbeat residents, and an outspoken UFO hunter. Olivia takes a job at a year-round haunted house, but when she arrives for her first day, she faces real horror: a local man's body has been dumped at the front entrance.
-
-
Enjoyable
- By Sandy Morris on 07-03-24
By: Beth Dolgner
-
Bunburry 1-3
- A Cosy Mystery Compilation
- By: Helena Marchmont
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In "Murder at the Mousetrap," the first Bunburry book, fudge-making and quaffing real ale in the local pub are matched by an undercurrent of passion, jealousy, hatred and murder - laced with a welcome dose of humour. Alfie McAlister has retreated from London to the peace and quiet of the country to recover from a personal tragedy. But an accidental death - which may have been no accident - reveals that the heart of England is far from the tranquil backwater he imagined.
-
-
Lovely, sweet story and superb narration
- By Laura Stone on 01-19-20
By: Helena Marchmont
-
Bait and Witch
- Witch Way Librarian Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Angela M. Sanders
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Josie Way loved working among the Library of Congress' leather-scented stacks - until she uncovered corruption and made herself a target. As Wilfred, Oregon's new librarian, Josie can stay undercover until the case goes to court. But life in this little town isn't as subdued as she expected. The library, housed in a Victorian mansion, is slated to be bulldozed. Still digesting the news that her safe haven is about to become scrap lumber, Josie discovers a body in the woods....
-
-
Bait & Witch
- By J@YD944 on 05-18-21
-
Wild Scottish Knight (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Enchanted Highlands, Book 1
- By: Tricia O'Malley
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley, full cast, Karenna Foley, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The knight was supposed to be a man. Not me, Sophie MacKnight, a marketing associate from California. This must be a practical joke that the Scots play on visiting Americans. Because otherwise I’ve inherited a haunted castle in Scotland, along with one irritatingly sexy Scotsman. Frankly, I thought I would fly here, sell the heap of bricks, and head back home to a life that I…well, I was comfortable with at the very least. Instead, the people of Loren Brae are in trouble, and it appears that as the new owner of the castle, I’m next in line to reinstate the magickal Order of Caledonia.
-
-
you story
- By Kindle Customer on 04-25-25
By: Tricia O'Malley
-
To Dye For
- The Mortician Murders, Book 1
- By: Greta Boris
- Narrated by: Amy Melissa Bentley
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's an ordinary day at Harry's Hair Stop until Imogene hears her favorite client's dying wish. Two days later, she finds herself in the embalming room at Greener Pastures Mortuary, bottle of hair dye and scissors in hand. Styling her client's hair for the funeral is creepy. She'd expected that. But she hadn't expected the body to buzz like it was loaded with corpse caffeine. Was it her imagination, or was something more sinister at play? Determined to prove her sanity, she teams up with the mortuary's handsome night watchman to investigate.
-
-
Good but not great
- By GSH on 01-28-25
By: Greta Boris
-
Charlotte Gibson Mysteries Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Jasmine Webb
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 18 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Most people flee to Hawaii for gorgeous weather, white-sand beaches, and cocktails at sunset. Charlotte Gibson, however, is fleeing for her life after a vengeful mobster leaves a severed finger on her doorstep as a warning. Message very much received.
-
-
If Misandry is For You
- By Lori on 03-11-23
By: Jasmine Webb
-
Homicide at the Haunted House
- Nightmare, Arizona Paranormal Cozy Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Beth Dolgner
- Narrated by: Petrea Burchard
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Divorced, broke, and broken down in the old mining town of Nightmare, Arizona, Olivia Kendrick is desperate for a job. At forty-two years old, she never thought she would be starting over like this, let alone in a tucked-away town filled with tourists, offbeat residents, and an outspoken UFO hunter. Olivia takes a job at a year-round haunted house, but when she arrives for her first day, she faces real horror: a local man's body has been dumped at the front entrance.
-
-
Enjoyable
- By Sandy Morris on 07-03-24
By: Beth Dolgner
-
Bunburry 1-3
- A Cosy Mystery Compilation
- By: Helena Marchmont
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In "Murder at the Mousetrap," the first Bunburry book, fudge-making and quaffing real ale in the local pub are matched by an undercurrent of passion, jealousy, hatred and murder - laced with a welcome dose of humour. Alfie McAlister has retreated from London to the peace and quiet of the country to recover from a personal tragedy. But an accidental death - which may have been no accident - reveals that the heart of England is far from the tranquil backwater he imagined.
-
-
Lovely, sweet story and superb narration
- By Laura Stone on 01-19-20
By: Helena Marchmont
-
Bait and Witch
- Witch Way Librarian Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Angela M. Sanders
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Josie Way loved working among the Library of Congress' leather-scented stacks - until she uncovered corruption and made herself a target. As Wilfred, Oregon's new librarian, Josie can stay undercover until the case goes to court. But life in this little town isn't as subdued as she expected. The library, housed in a Victorian mansion, is slated to be bulldozed. Still digesting the news that her safe haven is about to become scrap lumber, Josie discovers a body in the woods....
-
-
Bait & Witch
- By J@YD944 on 05-18-21
-
Wild Scottish Knight (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Enchanted Highlands, Book 1
- By: Tricia O'Malley
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley, full cast, Karenna Foley, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The knight was supposed to be a man. Not me, Sophie MacKnight, a marketing associate from California. This must be a practical joke that the Scots play on visiting Americans. Because otherwise I’ve inherited a haunted castle in Scotland, along with one irritatingly sexy Scotsman. Frankly, I thought I would fly here, sell the heap of bricks, and head back home to a life that I…well, I was comfortable with at the very least. Instead, the people of Loren Brae are in trouble, and it appears that as the new owner of the castle, I’m next in line to reinstate the magickal Order of Caledonia.
-
-
you story
- By Kindle Customer on 04-25-25
By: Tricia O'Malley
-
What a Ghost Wants
- The Beechwood Harbor Ghost Mysteries Prequel
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Scarlet Sanderson sees dead people. Literally. As a reluctant conduit between the land of the living and the dearly departed, she is doing her best to have a life of her own.
-
-
I love the concept, but....
- By sevymt on 05-22-25
By: Danielle Garrett
-
The Whole Cat and Caboodle
- Second Chance Cat Mystery Series #1
- By: Sofie Ryan
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sarah Grayson is the happy proprietor of Second Chance, a charming shop in the oceanfront town of North Harbor, Maine. At the shop she sells used items that she has lovingly refurbished and repurposed. But her favorite pet project so far has been adopting a stray cat she names Elvis. The big black cat with a scar across his nose turned up at a local bar when the band was playing the King of Rock and Roll's music and hopped in Sarah's truck.
-
-
Mainely Wonderful
- By Rusty on 01-07-17
By: Sofie Ryan
-
The Deep End
- The Country Club Murders, Book 1
- By: Julie Mulhern
- Narrated by: Callie Beaulieu
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's 1974 and Ellison Russell's life revolves around her daughter and her art. She's long since stopped caring about her cheating husband, Henry, and the women with whom he entertains himself. That is, until she becomes a suspect in Madeline Harper's death. The murder forces Ellison to confront her husband's proclivities and his crimes - kinky sex, petty cruelties, and blackmail. As the body count approaches par on the seventh hole, Ellison knows she has to catch a killer.
-
-
Cultural references are outdated, still OK
- By Anita Lynne Holdren on 07-22-18
By: Julie Mulhern
-
The Secret of Cypriere Bayou
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: Shana Pennington-Baird
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For Olivia Markham, laMalediction is the ideal setting in which to complete her work. But something is sending a chill up the usually fearless author’s spine. There are the unearthly noises, the sliding panels, the hidden passageways…and John Landry, the sexy caretaker. Working together to uncover laMalediction’s alarming secrets and root out the evil stalking them, John finds Olivia impossible to resist, and he knows it’s only a matter of time before something unexpected—and undeniable—happens between them.
-
-
Eerie
- By kathy on 01-24-25
By: Jana DeLeon
-
Southern Spirits
- Southern Ghost Hunter Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Angie Fox
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When out-of-work graphic designer Verity Long accidentally traps a ghost on her property, she's saddled with more than a supernatural sidekick - she gains the ability to see spirits. It leads to an offer she can't refuse from the town's bad boy, the brother of her ex and the last man she should ever partner with. Ellis Wyatt is in possession of a stunning historic property haunted by some of Sugarland, Tennessee's finest former citizens.
-
-
Pleasant Surprise
- By Beatrice on 01-10-16
By: Angie Fox
-
Checked Out
- The Village Library Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Elizabeth Spann Craig
- Narrated by: Romy Nordlinger
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When librarian Ann Beckett finally reluctantly agrees to being set-up on a blind date by one of her over-eager patrons, she figures the worst that could happen would be the two of them wouldn't hit it off. Little did she know that she'd be stood up . . . because her date was murdered. With help from her patrons, Ann tries to find out who might be responsible in the small town of Whitby before more residents are permanently checked out.
-
-
Pretty good
- By Beatrice on 02-02-25
-
Starry Hollow Witches: A Paranormal Cozy Mystery Box Set, Books 1-3
- By: Annabel Chase
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 18 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Welcome to Starry Hollow, where spells were made to be broken. Ember, Marley, and their Yorkie are transported to Starry Hollow, a paranormal town where witches rule and magic is as normal as pizza. This collection contains the first three books in the series: Magic & Murder, Magic & Mystery, and Magic & Mischief.
-
-
Turned off at first but by 2nd booked really enjoyed
- By Daisy 2 on 11-12-24
By: Annabel Chase
-
It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
-
-
Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
-
Fractured Stars
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
McCall Richter finds criminals, con men, and deadbeats better than anyone else in the empire. She’s proud of her success and that she owns her own spaceship, especially since she struggles to understand human motivations, can’t tell when people are lying to her, and is horrible at recognizing faces. Being autistic in the empire is frowned upon—and there’s a handy normalization surgery to correct it—but she’s managed to prove her worth and avoid irking the tyrannical regime.
-
-
the story
- By cc on 05-28-25
By: Lindsay Buroker
-
The Perfectly Proper Paranormal Museum
- Perfectly Proper Paranormal Museum Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Kirsten Weiss
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Maddie Kosloski's career flatlines, she retreats to her wine-country hometown for solace and cheap rent. Railroaded into managing the local paranormal museum, she's certain the rumors of its haunting are greatly exaggerated. But then a fresh corpse in the museum embroils Maddie in murders past and present, making her wonder if a ghost could really be on the loose.
-
-
Where's the mystery?
- By Kelly on 08-08-18
By: Kirsten Weiss
-
It Takes a Witch
- A Wishcraft Mystery, Book 1
- By: Heather Blake
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Darcy Merriweather and her sister, Harper, hail from a long line of witches who have the power to grant wishes using spells. They've come to Enchanted Village in Salem, Massachusetts, to join the family business, but they soon find themselves knee deep in murder.Until three weeks ago, Darcy and Harper were working dead-end jobs and trying to put their troubles behind them.
-
-
An interesting start to the series
- By K. April Holgate on 11-02-15
By: Heather Blake
-
Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries Boxed Set
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 21 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Danielle Garrett presents Books 1-5 of the Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries, a paranormal cozy mystery series filled with magic, mystery, family squabbles, sassy heroines, and a mysterious monster hunter—all with a little sugar sprinkled on top. This bundle includes Sprinkles and Sea Serpents, Grimoires and Gingerbread, Mermaids and Meringue, Sugar Cookies and Sirens, and Hexes and Honey Buns.
-
-
Incomplete Box Set
- By E H on 11-02-24
By: Danielle Garrett
A mystery in the best sense of the word
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.