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Narrated by:
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Olivia Mace
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Jo Middleton
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Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…)
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Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:
1. Wrap the kids' presents
2. Peel the potatoes
3. Get rid of the dead body?!
Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine.
But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.
A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.
And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen…
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AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!
'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE
'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE
‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS
’This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.’ ADELE PARKS FOR Platinum
‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY
‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH
'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD
'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL
'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY
'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW
'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN
'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
©2024 Jo Middleton (P)2024 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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- WineGirl70
- 02-12-25
Hilarious story!
I will definitely read another book from this author. It was extremely funny and the narration was top notch. Definitely should listen to this one!
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