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A Feel-Good Romantic Comedy
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Teddy Hamilton
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So, my Chihuahua fell in love with a bear. Excuse me, a giant, bear-like dog.
Now, the bear’s scorching hot owner is on my case, demanding an STD test...for my pet.
Another problem with this doggy love affair? The bear’s mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and taking my toys company to the next level. And by “toys", I mean the fun kind, the kind every woman (and man) needs.
If only I could figure out what he’s hiding - or get my libido to behave. Because mixing business and pleasure is a bad idea, and Dragomir Lamian may not be who he seems.
Note: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a confident, toy-obsessed heroine who knows every Russian superstition under the sun, her meet-cute with a hot, mysterious stranger, and two dogs engaged in a love affair of their own. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run away now. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.
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Weekends Required
- A Danvers Novel
- By: Sydney Landon
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Claire Walters has worked for Jason Danvers as his assistant for three years, but he’s never appreciated her as a woman - until the day she jumps out of a cake at his friend’s bachelor party.... To support her ailing mother, Claire is forced to work a second job at a party-planning company. But when her handsome boss ends up with a front-row seat to the action, she’s mortified - and he’s intrigued. With Danvers International in the middle of an important merger, Jason asks Claire to accompany him on weekend business trips - and suddenly all her fantasies are coming true.
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Not Bad, Not Great!
- By Maria on 02-09-13
By: Sydney Landon
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Co-Ed
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Four guys. Constant moaning. And a revolving door across the college suite I somehow ended up in because my first name is Shawn. They don't discriminate. Girls. Guys. Grandmas. Plants (okay maybe not plants). All walks of life stroll in stressed to the brim and leave so satisfied I'm wondering what sort of talents lie behind that door. My roommate calls them the pleasure ponies. But the rest of the college campus? They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. - a paid-for-relationship service that makes big promises.
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Co-Ed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 04-20-19
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Santori
- By: Maris Black
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Michael Kage Santori has just inherited a thriving hotel and millions of dollars. He’s poised to become an MMA champion. Things couldn’t be better between him and his college boy lover, Jamie Atwood - especially in the bedroom, where Jamie is more than eager to let Kage take out his aggressions on him. Kage seems to have it all, but success and happiness have come at a steep price. After all of the childhood trauma he endured at the hands of his controlling uncle, Peter Santori, it’s a miracle Kage has any shred of sanity left. And now, because of him, Jamie is a murderer.
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Oddly constructed but compelling serial installment
- By Cranky Reader on 04-13-19
By: Maris Black
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The Troublemaker Next Door
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Anne Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been the day from hell for Maddie Gardner. Instead of offering her a promotion, her boss made a pass at her. After she quit, she got dumped by her lukewarm boyfriend. And then when she's in the middle of a foul-mouthed meltdown in her kitchen, she notices her gorgeous green-eyed neighbor standing there.
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This one could not hold my attention.
- By SS on 07-04-18
By: Marie Harte
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The Change Up
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Connor Crais
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Breaking news: The bad boy of baseball, Maddox Paige, is totally and utterly whipped. Okay, that might not be the headline in the newspaper this morning, but it's the reality of my current situation. It all started a month ago when I received a call from my best friend, Kinsley. She’d gotten a new job in Chicago and needed a place to stay. I've known the girl since I was five, so I figured there wouldn't be any harm in having her stay at my place for a while. Ha! Total disaster.
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Female lead ruined it!
- By Sandra Imholte on 06-26-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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The Modern Gentleman
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Connor Crais
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Oldest story in the book: boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy screws up massively, girl tells boy to suffocate in the fruits of his very own unborn children. Heard it before? I'm sure you have. So what's so different about this story? Well, it's about me, The Modern Gentleman, New York City's top advice columnist, and my rather ungraceful downfall from my pristinely polished pedestal. It's about a girl I met who threw all my proven theories to the wind and left me awkward, needy, and absolutely head-over-wing-tipped shoes in love.
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Cute Story
- By Lisa on 06-23-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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Whiskey Lies
- Boston Billionaires, Book 1
- By: Brittanee Nicole
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Lucy Rivers
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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It was supposed to be a simple weekend away to forget the heartache caused by my cheating husband. But the man sitting next to me in 1B has different plans. Cash’s whiskey-colored eyes and easy smile beg me to dance beneath the stars, kiss in the moonlight, and walk hand in hand down the streets of Boston. Unfortunately, life has other plans because I’m still married, and Cash James is the billionaire playboy standing between me and my dream promotion.
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OMG this drags
- By Kindle Customer on 06-30-23
By: Brittanee Nicole
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Baden
- A Pittsburgh Titans Novel, Book 1
- By: Sawyer Bennett
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Lessa Lamb
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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After suffering a horrific injury that threatens to end his career, Baden Oulett is about to learn that sometimes a fresh start is just what the doctor ordered.
While my injuries are physical, the same can’t be said for the woman I rescued. Suffering from wounds that can’t be seen, Sophie Winters has withdrawn from the world. Through our shared trauma, Sophie and I find peace. As we grow closer, what started as friendship becomes more intimate. But can a love born of anguish endure, or will the pain of our past prove too much to overcome?
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This was an interesting read.
- By Janair Wilkerson on 10-21-22
By: Sawyer Bennett
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Bastard Bachelor Society
- The Bachelors Club, Book 1
- By: Sara Ney
- Narrated by: Muffy Newtown, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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What is The Bachelor Society? It's a gentleman's club - like the dignified men of the past used to have. Except, we're not gentleman, and we’re not dignified. We're ineligible bachelors; bored, jaded and not looking for relationships. Quite the opposite actually.... We're so committed to being single, we've created a high stakes bet to see who can remain single the longest. Rules are involved. Prizes. Laugh it up, but I'm no loser.
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Bastard Bachelor Society
- By whatcha.listening.to on 05-14-20
By: Sara Ney
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Down with Love
- Laws of Attraction
- By: Kate Meader
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, Jason Clarke
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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If you ever get married, remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work, you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions. But some guys are willing to take a chance. Like my brother, who thinks he’s going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding planner - the green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpieces - is raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity. As the best man, I know her game - and I can play it better than her.
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A HEARTFELT ROMANCE WITH A DELICIOUS SLOW BURN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-11-19
By: Kate Meader
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HIM
- By: Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Jamie Canning has never been able to figure out how he lost his closest friend. Four years ago, his tattooed, wisecracking, rule-breaking roommate cut him off without an explanation. So what if things got a little weird on the last night of hockey camp the summer they were 18? It was just a little drunken foolishness. Nobody died.
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An amazingly pleasant surprise!
- By Nicholas Lynge Pedersen on 04-18-16
By: Sarina Bowen, and others
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After the Kiss
- Sex, Love, & Stiletto Series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Julie Greene loves flings. Loves steamy first dates, sizzling first kisses, and every now and then, that first sexy romp between the sheets. Comfy pants, sleepy Sundays, movie nights on the couch? Shudder. But when Julie gets assigned the hardest story of her career - a first-person account of that magical shift between dating and "I do" (she'll need a man brave enough to give a total commitment-phobe a chance at more.
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After The Kiss
- By Pennie Morgan on 07-04-19
By: Lauren Layne
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The Billionaire and the Virgin
- Billionaires and Bridesmaids, Book 1
- By: Jessica Clare
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Waitress Marjorie Ivarsson is the picture of naiveté. Raised by her grandmother, she'd rather go to bingo than go dancing. But when she's asked to be a bridesmaid in her friend Bronte's destination wedding, she finds herself venturing into new and exciting territory. The wedding is set on the billionaire groom's private island, and Marjorie is fascinated by all the new people she meets. Most fascinating of all is the man she saves from almost drowning in the blue waters of the island lagoon.
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Good read
- By c l b on 02-25-15
By: Jessica Clare
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Screwmates
- By: Kayti McGee
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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I knew from the first time I saw Marc Kirby that I was screwed. Big eyes, scruffy face, brown curls - yes, yes, and yes. The man is wicked hot. He's also my roommate, and since I work nights and he's at class all day - it's like living alone at half the rent. Then an unexpected night off turns into an unexpected morning in Marc's bed, but it turns out we can't even figure out the screwing.
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Funny
- By Misty Walker on 05-22-17
By: Kayti McGee
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- John
- 05-01-21
Really really good
This is my first book From Misha Bell and it’s awesome. I loved it the narration is awesome Ava is great. Thanks for the book
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So funny
Bella Chortsky is a sex toy developer. A very successful one. She also likes to try her own product. So one day, she is walking her dog Bonaparte ("Boner", for short) in the park while the is trying out her improved Kegel balls. The last thing she expected was that her chihuahua would fall in instalust with a ginormous dog and manage to hump her! Add to all this that the dog's owner is one hunk of a man and Bella sees herself in the middle of a massive orgasm (those damn balls work!!) induced by the sight of him. In the midst of the mayhem, her "meditation ball" (she's calling them that and sticking to it!!) falls to the floor and Winnie immediately eats it! The outraged owner had already demanded that Boner be tested for STDs because he assaulted his precious dog and now this. Now that's a meet cute!
But, as in true romantic comedy fashion, Bella loses the cup where Dragomir Lamian wrote his phone number and she can't contact him re the test results. Or anything else.
Bella goes on about her life (even though she does try to find him in the park) and it's time to meet her new investor. She goes to the meeting to pitch her new VR suit (yes, this is going to be a very special VR suits, ladies and gentlemen!) and guess who the potential investor is! Dragomir, who demands immediately that they leave the meeting and go test Boner!
Bella is completelty smitten by the mysterious Dragomir and she's been having all sorts of crazy thoughts: is he from the Russian mafia? Is he married? Why can't she find anything about him anywhere?
I loved these characters! Bella is a hoot! She's a ventriloquist and she uses that to give voice to Boner and he's got a French accent and everything. I loved all the Russian superstitions under the sun and found out that quite a few of them belong to my own culture.
When we find out who Dragomir really is, it's more fun than you'd expect. He's perfect for the Elsa from Frozen super-fan!
Super-fun read! It's book 2 in a series but it can definitely read as a standalone.
Superb narration by Ava Erickson with an added epilogue by the wonderful Teddy Hamilton.
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- Heron
- 02-19-22
LOL with definitely adult humor
I listened to Hard Code and was glad to notice there were 2 other related books.
Fun that some of the characters were brought in with a lot of humor from the other book.
Look forward to listening to the book with Alex
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- Mindy Lou
- 05-04-21
This was such an entertaining read!
This was such an entertaining read! It was a silly and just had me laughing out loud a lot. I think it's pretty funny that the Belka sex toys were a big part of this book when they were also a big part of book 1.
The heroine, Bella is the creator of the company and I love that she took pride her company. There was no shame at all. Everyone's reactions to her gifting her products was another funny part to the book.
Despite being proud of her company, she had a really good reason to keep that knowledge from Dragomir. I had a feeling he wouldn't mind though. Their meet que was funny and adorable, as well as the very, mismatched dog romance.
I highly recommend the audiobook. The narrators were fantastic! A fun listen!
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- JerseyChick
- 04-29-21
More please
Love the humor, sweet love story, and glamorous world that is created. Narrators were great.
Love that Bella is brainy, knows what she wants and goes for it. The H is the strong and considerate mate I think everyone looks for...
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- V.
- 06-20-21
Dogs + toys = a RomCom that makes your day
Story/character: I laughed way more than I did in this book than in Hard Code. Right from chapter one. Although I loved, Bella and Dragomir’s love story, I enjoyed their dogs more. The voice and character Bella uses to personify her chihuahua is adorably funny. Dragomir’s big dog on the other hand is so silly and shy. I love how the two dogs are together and get into different shenanigans together.
Only downside is the single POV. Maybe it wouldn’t be as funny if it was Dragomir narrating since he’s more serious and doesn’t have that much awkward humor as Bella. But it would’ve been so nice to get his perspective and his personification of Winnie the dog, since he was willing to play along with Bella’s ventriloquism of her dog’s voice/persona.
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- Ramseyswife
- 05-24-21
amazing. funny & hot
very well written, narrators did a great job. story line was great. a good book #2 hard code is by far my favorite. but both books are great . I do recommend and qell worth a credit with a HEA and no cliffhangers.
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 04-28-21
A LIGHT EASY LISTEN OF LAUGHTER, SIZZLES & SEX
What a fun and enjoyable slow-build as Fate tangles and toys with peeved pooch owners Dragomir and Bella before Destiny herself comes in after their truth bombs and builds bridges to save their HEAs. Dragomir is much more than a handsome, sexy, droll-worthy hunk of a Businessman.. and fun-loving beautiful Bella designs, uses, gifts and is the brains of her own successful adult sex toy business. And, when seeking funding throws in a curveball.. when her tiny chihuahua Boner gets Dragomir’s beast of dog pregnant.. and when mutual attraction sizzles, sparks and combusts between the two loving pet owners, it leads to a very adult ’toy’ story. They just click (.. no, not the toys.. minds gutters please), they both vie for having the worst parents ever, they share a similar language, they love love love their dogs.. and they are heading towards loving each other too.. but they both have secrets. So once they’re out of the can, will the spill lead to heartbreak or happily ever afters?
This is a quirky, light, fun, charmingly sweet and playfully sexy Rom Com with Bella sometimes mentally vocalizing both dogs accented humorous thoughts and feelings. The initially hostile and laughable relationship between Bella and Dragomir deliciously builds into romance and sexcapades.. and the secondary characters all enrich the plot wherever they are placed in the storyline. Ava’s narration was a five ⭐️ excellent performance.. BUT tut tut 👎 don’t go taunting Teddy’s name hinting it’s dual POV when his ONLY actual contribution (which was all too briefly welcomed by me 🥰) was actually nothing more than the Epilogue ☹️😔😢 .
Worth a credit? Yes, there’s flirts, laughter and fun times.. there’s anticipation and many many rewards.. there’s a sexy rich hero that’s hiding something big and a feisty entrepreneur who knows what she wants - and the lucky lady isn’t disappointed 😉😉.. and I happily listened as it lightened the load of ‘21.
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- Kayce
- 07-02-21
loved it even more than the first one!
I enjoyed book one but there were times when I found Fanny to be a bit unrelatable. however that issue is not in this book at all I found Bella to be extremely relatable and so likable I was literally laughing my butt off while listening to this and cheering for them every step of the way.
The performance was very good I didn't have any problems listening to it and her voice never became annoying to me. overall it was extremely great to listen to and I will definitely be looking into other books she's read because I find her voice acting to be great!
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- AMSullivan1077
- 09-14-21
A bit silly ...
So first with the good things. This is well written and preformed and it was entertaining. I especially liked the Princess Bride references dropped in along the way. It was light hearted and not full of drama, desperation and angst. It was also about adults not teens or college aged kids so that was a plus. Now for the things I did not like. It was a bit over the top all around and I rolled my eyes a lot. But what really took this book away from five stars for me was the Sex Toys, Bella the nympho manic and the Dog Speak. The sex toys were overly present in thought, all over her house, dogs using them themselves and as chew toys, them being given for every gift and those are just the ones that really stuck out. Next is Bella's inner nympho her thoughts are sexual pretty much all the time even when highly inappropriate or out in left field as there is literally nothing sexy happening to trigger said thoughts. Lastly the dog speak could have been cute but again it was littered with Bella the nympho so cute turned into crude. For me at least the toys, nympho and dog speak were to excessive. I didn't exactly hate this book but I didn't love it either and it won't be going in to my read it again section of my personal library. However it was written well enough that I am going to explore this authors other works. Ava and Teddy already litter my library as they are consumate pros and very talented.
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