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My Favorite Kidnapper

By: Melanie Moreland
Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
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A laugh-out-loud, unconventional opposites-attract love story from New York Times best-selling author Melanie Moreland.

I touched her confectionary creation, and she told me off. Slapping my hands and cursing in her own unique fashion. No one talked to me that way. I liked it.

I liked her cake even more. So, I took her to Italy to bake for me. I should have asked her first, but I had a feeling she'd say no. But I brought her cat, so that should count for something.

Now, I just need to convince her to stay. And forget that little word. Kidnapper. I'd prefer lover. But we'll wait until she doesn't want to kill me in my sleep.

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Fun and sweet story

This was such a light and fun story to listen to. It was different from what I would usually pick-up but so glad I got to experience it. The bonus epilogue was everything! The narrators did a great job bringing the story to life.

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Definitely my favorite kidnapper!

This was such a sweet and charming story. I had a lot of fun with it and really enjoyed seeing both points of view. Very unique storyline!

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Cute Rom-Com

My Favorite Kidnapper follows Brianna (a baker) and Dante (a thief/art collector). This is age gap, instalust, kidnapping, curvy heroine, morally gray hero, rom-com. Dante meets Brianna at a wedding, and decides that wants her and her cupcakes. He tells her that she will come with him and she sort of believes him, but is convinced when she goes to sleep in Toronto and wakes up in Italy! She is sassy and he loves it! Brianna doesn’t really mind being kidnapped by Dante, and it turns into a joke with them. The 3rd act break up is reasonable for the story. The romance is pretty cute. The spicy scenes are awkward, and they help further the romance. This a solid read that I did find myself chuckling with.

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Better than Reading

Okay, I'll be honest. I've sort of tried audiobooks before and just couldn't stay focused on the story. However, My Favorite Kidnapper by Melanie Moreland changed all that. The time flew by as the narrators wove the story around me. I could close my eyes and see what I was hearing and it made the story that much better. I loved reading the ebook, but this was next level. Dante and Brianna's story is a laugh out loud, steamy romance with a sweet tooth. You have to read or, better yet, listen to this work of art.

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So funny

Just loved it. The storyline was amusing and the performance were spot on! Highly recommended.

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John Lane said “cooties” 🤣🤣🤣

This book was so much fun! I love Melanie Moreland’s writing so much, and then you add Maxine Mitchell and John Lane and it’s like watching Bob Ross paint; soothing your mind, body, and heart. 🥰🥰🥰 And I don’t think I laughed out loud so much during a Melanie Moreland book before. This is definitely a must listen!

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Fecking & Little 🐝

Omg this book had all the feels, the growth that the two MC had was awesome to listen to, I laughed, there was tears and the epilogues were so beautiful 🤩

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5 Kidnapper&Little Bee Stars!! 💜

As soon as I found out about this audiobook I could not contain my excitement! Getting to experience this story again in this new way had me overjoyed! I dived right into this audiobook and once I did, I didn't want to stop. I absolutely loved this listen!

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It was a cute story

It was a good story but not my vibe. It felt like they fell in love too fast

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A lot of fun!

Such a fun twist on the kidnapping trope!

I absolutely loved this!

It was cute, funny, steamy and lighthearted fun. I thought the author’s unique twist on the kidnapping trope was clever and made the book really fun to read.

The dynamic between Briana & Dante was entertaining and sweet. I liked their banter a lot. His nickname for her was too cute and hers for him was funny. This is a bit of insta love/insta lust but they had good chemistry so those things didn’t bother me. These two were grumpy/sunshine gold.

This also got me in the mood to eat cakes! Everything Briana baked sounded so good.

My only issue with the book is the multiple epilogues. I felt there were too many.

I may need to get a physical copy of the illustrated cover, it’s so cute 🥰

Would recommend if you’re in the mood for a lighthearted romance with a twist.

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