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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

By: Sarah Colonna
Narrated by: Sarah Colonna
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How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pantsless through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling gone wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.

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"A bitingly candid memoir with a happy ending." ( Kirkus)
Relatable Humor • Entertaining Stories • Enjoyable Voice • Honest Storytelling • Heartfelt Moments • Funny Anecdotes
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Enough said, I hope she comes out with another...and hopefully comes to Fargo...we need some humor here!

Loved...dry humor at it's best

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Book was funny, narrator was engaging and kept you interested. I liked the was it flowed smoothly.

Entertaining

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Great listen. Quick stories and hilarious. Perhaps will listen again. That will depend on lots of things. Also I'm being nice. But, really. Very funny.

Great listen

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Hilarious Stories! Sarah is charming and very relatable. Definitely a must listen! I’ve now listened twice!

LOVE!!!

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Loved hearing about the shenanigans, the schmucks as well as well as the fabulous John. Great read. Audible why are you dropping this from your menu!?!?

Funny, written from the heart

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I laughed, I cried, I was jealous, and was left smiling and inspired.

Thank you Sarah! I powered through this in a single sitting at work.

I hope your schedule isn't complete... TheShanes need to see you again in Portland!

xo

AmazBalls

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Loved this so much! I am single with cats. This book gives me hope for the future. Thanks so much Sarah! ❤️❤️

Great book!

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Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism. Made we want to hear more stories about her work life, etc. Her voice was easy to listen to as well.

Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism.

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I love Sarah and her voice and her stories and life and her everything.

Sarah is my soul sister

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I Loved this book! I can't wait to read Sarah's first book!
And I'd love to see her act, preferably in person here in Burlington Vermont (a better Burlington), or on TV, if I must!

Missing Pants

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