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Sarah Colonna
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Sarah Colonna
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How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pantsless through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year's Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna.
Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling gone wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.
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In her hilarious New York Times best seller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily married with three wonderful kids, she shows that life as a grown-up - even a pretend grown-up - has its challenges. Heather’s a working mom with parents who live next door, a sister who keeps asking for one of her still-fertile eggs, and friends who are up to more hijinks than even Heather can handle.
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Irritating
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Miss Fortune
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Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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Good
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By: Lauren Weedman
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You're Better than Me
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- By: Bonnie McFarlane
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
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By: Bonnie McFarlane
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Crash and Burn
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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him-from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends. Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam.
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[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess
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Pretty Much Screwed
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For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after 20 years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn't want another woman; he just doesn't want her. Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she's finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass...hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn't (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy.
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Meh
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I Don’t Care about Your Band
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In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care about Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care about Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls.
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Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall
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To everyone else, John F. Kennedy Jr. may have been American royalty, but to RoseMarie Terenzio, he was an entitled nuisance—and she wasn’t afraid to let him know it. RoseMarie was his personal assistant, his publicist, and one of his closest confidantes during the last five years of his life. In this, her first memoir, she bravely recounts her own fairy tale interrupted, describing the unlikely friendship between a blue-collar girl from the Bronx and John F. Kennedy Jr.
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Mediocre read
- By Rachel on 05-28-12
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Elizabeth Meyer stumbled upon a career in the midst of planning her own father's funeral, which she turned into an upbeat party with Rolling Stones music, thousands of dollars worth of her mother's favorite flowers, and a personalized eulogy. Starting out as a receptionist, Meyer quickly found she had a knack for helping people cope with their grief as well as creating fitting send-offs for some of the city's most high-powered residents.
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Great Listen!
- By rmp on 09-08-15
By: Elizabeth Meyer
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I Hate Everyone, Except You
- By: Clinton Kelly
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
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By: Clinton Kelly
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Dear Girls Above Me
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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
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The Todd Glass Situation
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Growing up in a Philadelphia suburb in the 1970s was an easy life. Well, easy as long as you didn't have dyslexia or ADD, or were a Jew. And once you added gay into the mix, life became more difficult. So Todd Glass decided to hide the gay part, no matter how comic, tragic, or comically tragic the results. Now, Todd has written an open, honest, and hilarious memoir in an effort to help everyone - young and old, gay and straight - breathe a little more freely.
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Worth It
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- Mars
- 07-16-15
Loved...dry humor at it's best
Enough said, I hope she comes out with another...and hopefully comes to Fargo...we need some humor here!
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- Wendy
- 05-05-15
Great listen
Great listen. Quick stories and hilarious. Perhaps will listen again. That will depend on lots of things. Also I'm being nice. But, really. Very funny.
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- MissMaizie
- 01-12-23
LOVE!!!
Hilarious Stories! Sarah is charming and very relatable. Definitely a must listen! I’ve now listened twice!
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-30-24
Funny, written from the heart
Loved hearing about the shenanigans, the schmucks as well as well as the fabulous John. Great read. Audible why are you dropping this from your menu!?!?
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- Shane Seaweard
- 04-06-15
AmazBalls
I laughed, I cried, I was jealous, and was left smiling and inspired.
Thank you Sarah! I powered through this in a single sitting at work.
I hope your schedule isn't complete... TheShanes need to see you again in Portland!
xo
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- Lisa
- 07-08-20
Great book!
Loved this so much! I am single with cats. This book gives me hope for the future. Thanks so much Sarah! ❤️❤️
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- donna roddvik
- 07-25-16
Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism.
Where does Has Anyone Seen My Pants? rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Great humor, sarcasm and cynicism. Made we want to hear more stories about her work life, etc. Her voice was easy to listen to as well.
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- JFWood
- 02-24-24
Sarah is my soul sister
I love Sarah and her voice and her stories and life and her everything.
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- LLL
- 12-01-17
Missing Pants
I Loved this book! I can't wait to read Sarah's first book!
And I'd love to see her act, preferably in person here in Burlington Vermont (a better Burlington), or on TV, if I must!
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- Kelly
- 05-17-15
Soul Mate Sister from another mister
Super funny listen. I really enjoyed this, mainly because I relate. Its really just a personal story that I think I lot of single women in their 30s can sympathize with. The struggle is real and often hilarious.
Sarah would rather text than talk, day drink without judgement, doesn't want kids, and advocates for her bikini wax because it makes her feel awesome not because of a chance encounter with a guy. She likes to curse too.
I am on the same page, sister! Keep on keepin on.
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