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Matthew Weiner
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Matthew Weiner
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A collision course between a privileged family and a dangerous young man, Heather, the Totality is a chilling debut novel by the creator of Mad Men, Matthew Weiner.
©2017 Matthew Weiner (P)2017 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
zippy, fast moving story
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Captivating from beginning to end
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A true legend is born!
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A voice actor might’ve given a “better” performance, but I appreciate the intimacy of an author narrating his/her own work. In this case, being such a fan, it felt like a private reading.
Wish he’d do a short story collection
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Great story
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What did you like best about this story?
I love and hate that it was so short. But many times we read books that are too long and too wordy. This book was entertaining from beginning to end and doesn't waste time on pointless tangents.What about Matthew Weiner’s performance did you like?
I love when an author narrates their books because it really gets the point across. Not all authors can bring their story to life but this one hits the mark!Short but intense and entertaining,
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Engaging but undeveloped and abrupt
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A movie treatment, not a novel
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What disappointed you about Heather, the Totality?
It was disturbing. The characters made all of the wrong decisions.What could Matthew Weiner have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
1. He could have read the book in a less monotone voice. 2. Never written it in the first place.How did the narrator detract from the book?
MonotoneWhat character would you cut from Heather, the Totality?
There weren't enough characters to cut anyone.Any additional comments?
This was disturbing and unsettling. The ending was awful. Two people stuck together with murder as the glue.Disturbing
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