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His Treat

By: Penelope Bloom
Narrated by: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese
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Having a hot boss isn't complicated or confusing at all, said no one ever.... But all I have to do is resist for a few months. Come January, I'm flying to Paris to chase my dream of being an artist. Too bad I can't have my treat and eat it, too.

I forgot to mention.... My hot boss was also my high school crush. Sort of. First, I wanted to crush him with gooey affection. In the end, I just plain wanted to crush him. Now he's back, and he might as well have "do not touch" printed on his chest. One tiny question: Would it count if I didn't use my hands?

Let me answer my own question. Yes, Emily, you raging horndog, it counts. Besides, my dream is practically waiting for me like a perfectly wrapped shiny, little package if I can just behave. I'd be an absolute idiot to risk that, and I have a long, proud history of not being an idiot to protect.

But all I have to do is one quick job for him. A few posters and a few props for a big Halloween party that he's hosting.

Then I just walk away from his dreamboat eyes and perfect body, grab a plane, and forget about all the beautiful children we could've squeezed inside our white picket fence.

Contains mature themes.

©2018 Penelope Bloom (P)2019 Tantor
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Worst. Wingman. Ever! 😜

Emily and Ryan are rather bland, but that’s okay because they’re like the blank canvas for the supporting characters to splatter like a Jackson Pollack painting. Whether mouthy grammy, himbo Steve, or
William the worst/best wingman ever, the side-eye-comedy was Saving Silverman hilarious.

This is a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kind of series, where the MCs, their kooky quirks, and Bubbly Bakery connect up. It’s not completely necessary to take them in order, but it sure does help to brace for impact.

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Funny

I listen to this as an audio book, I was having trouble getting into reading it and I’m fairly sure I wouldn’t have finished if I’d kept up trying to read it. I didn’t like it as much as the fist too but it ended up being a good story. I love the funny parts! Had a little trouble getting into the people reading but they ended up being ok.

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Love this book

Omg! I love this book all of their books are so funny! This one especially but they’re also romantic! I recommend all of their books

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Hilarious!

Penelope Bloom is one of my favorite authors and this story is an example of why. Moments of sweetness, hilarity, and panty melting hotness...OH YEAH!

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Favorite book series

Hands-down, best author I found in this genre. I’ve now read everything she has out that I can find. Also the narrators for the series a great.

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fantastic

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! After listening to this story,. I totally enjoyed reading this book. It’s well written and the characters were uniquely fantastic. I would suggest this book to my friends that like this sort of genera. this was a good book. The narrator was great.

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Ryan and Emily

I didn't think I could fall for Ryan... until I got this book. love ❤️

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uhg

could not finish the book it's only 4hrs or 5 and I can normally do it n a day but I can't its my 4th day...

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Make narrator is unbelievably bad.

Ugh the male narrator is terrible at a female voice. CJ Bloom was excellent as usual.
The story was stupid.

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Light cute rom com

Another sexy silly story filled with humor and truly terrible puns. Super short and perfect to listen while driving. All the characters from previous books make appearances.

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