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Hoofin' It

By: R.J. Blain
Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
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All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force. New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and attitude.

If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda. Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

©2017 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain (P)2019 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Witty Funny Scary New York Comedy
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It’s hard to put my finger on why I liked this book. I think it’s the imagination, and the building and folklore of ‘Others’ (Non-humans; but really who doesn’t have a small bit of demon these days…) in the story. Also, it is quite funny throughout.

While it has all the usual vampires and werewolves, demons and the mafia — The book also has a fun array of other Characters and Beings and manages to keep them unique throughout the book.

There is some gore, but it’s cartoonish enough that it didn’t set off any, “well, that was disgusting. I think I won’t finish this“ feelings. A strange, but fun listen.

The narrator was amazing given how many different voices he needed throughout the book. The speech of some of the characters did have an odd cadence sometimes but overall -wow!

Creative Characters

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RJ Blaine is a wonderful world builder! This story was such a good time. Laugh out loud moments and the creatures. Loved all the creatures and personalities.

World building

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I thoroughly enjoyed the meet cute and earliest encounters of our protagonists. Loved the found and blood family coming together to fight for the vulnerable.

Just as advertised, a romantic comedy with a body count, shifters, vampires, and more

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I love how R.J. Blain mixes myth, lore, and a new take on the old creatures to create a funny, lighthearted, and magical ride for his listeners. The narrator did a fantastic job of creating the voices and personalities of the characters. Loved every minute of it!

Hilarious and Intriguing!

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Fun story with a fantastic narrator. He does some great voices!! I’ll be reading the whole series now.

Excellent narrator!

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I laughed the entire time. I will keep on looking into the other stories in this series.

Hilarious from page one.

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I am absolutely loving this series. I’ve already purchased the next three books so I am looking forward to more magical romcom and the body counts. I hope you enjoy them.

Truly enjoyable

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Exceptional dialogue, performance and characters. . I didn’t often rate anymore because I’ve just read thousands of books. But this well worth the time

New to this series

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Super fun story with lots of magical hijinks. Narrator was awesome. Easy enjoyable listening. Even better than the first book and I will definitely continue with the series.

Well done silly fun

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