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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher

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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher

By: R.J. Benetti
Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
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In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board.

With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”

©2025 R.J. Benetti (P)2025 R.J. Benetti
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This isn’t for everybody or anybody, if you don’t like the absurd than don’t read this one. But If you want a fast, fun read about ass slashing then this is the book for you!

It’s crazier than you think it will be!

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