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How Sausage's Made

By: Andrew Rolston
Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
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How many sausages does it take to change a light bulb? For Jimmy, a fifth-year college senior who dreams of walking the stage to receive his sausage-making diploma, the answer is obvious: Only one, but it's best to have a second just in casing.

In his world, where lowbrow humor holds court with high expectations — and pigs live alongside humans as social equals — it's all he can do to reach that lofty goal without stumbling. But stumble he does when, standing in line at the registrar's office, he encounters a vision of loveliness known as Petunia. What begins as a casual slip of fate quickly turns into an infatuation that changes him from the inside out.

At first, the two seem entirely mismatched. Jimmy lives for all things sausage, while Petunia is a vegan activist with a dark secret to reveal about his most beloved protein source. The more he learns about her cause, the more he begins to question his own. Will he have the courage to risk everything he has ever known for love, or will the veil remain un-lifted, obscuring his eyes from a possible truth of epic proportions?

©2020 Andrew Rolston (P)2021 Andrew Rolston
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Strange and Humorous

A college student shares an apartment with a roomie who is a pig. He meets a girl who is an animal safety activist and vegetarian, and although he loves eating sausage they become fast friends. He and his roomie both don't believe sausage is made from pigs, and the story is built around the business of sausage making and what is discovered.

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Quirky, fun ride!

What a strange story! Oh, I loved it, but...what a strange story. Quirky, fun ride, pretty cool collaboration between author and narrator. A straight listen for me.

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An entertaining story

This narrator always adds so much to a story, and this book is no exception. Funny, unbelievable, lovable characters and a story that will grab you and shake you until you wonder what sausages are made of.
Time well spent...

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A True Sausage Fest

What a premise, I liked this book. What a good fun listen. Kept me interested. I was provided this book by the author in his audiobook promo, and I am voluntarily writing my unbiased review. Oh! and can't forget Geoff Sturtevant who is a fine author and did a great job narrating.

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Would you believe it???

How Sausage's Made
By: Andrew Rolston

Jimmy, a 5th year sausage making major has been fed "fake news" about the ingredients used to make the product. He isn't alone, but when he meets a vegan freshman things get confusing. He is out to prove the beautiful girl and her animal rights activist friends wrong.

The listener will journey for just under three hours to find out who is right.

This author has an imagination that will make the listener say, WHAT??? They will laugh, and scratch their head as they go back and listen again!!!



The narration was well done. The characters were well portrayed by Geoff Sturtevant.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

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