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Jeff Strand
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Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for?
Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled with his good manners and suave smile, except Rod knows better. Blake is taking over his room, taking over his band, taking over his life! But Rod's not about to give up without a fight. Game on. May the best prankster win....
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Cameron Bates (Cam) could have almost any girl at Franklin High School...except for the one he wants. Unfortunately Bebe seems to be immune to his flirty charm and good looks, which means one of two things: a) she's completely oblivious to how he feels, or b) she's just not into him. If that's the case, declaring his love would be disastrous for their friendship. Bianca Barnes (Bebe) has a huge problem: the universe hates her. Every time she admits feelings for a boy, he ends up falling for her sweet, popular, and beautiful sister Beth.
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Great book told by great narrators
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Parrotfish
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Last week I cut my hair, bought some boys' clothes and shoes, wrapped a large ACE bandage around my chest to flatten my fortunately-not-large breasts, and began looking for a new name. Angela Katz-McNair has never felt quite right as a girl. Her whole life is leading up to the day she decides to become Grady, a guy. While coming out as transgendered feels right to Grady, he isn't prepared for the reaction he gets from everyone else.
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Just what the doctor ordered
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Bo's Cafe
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High-powered executive Steven Kerner has no idea his tightly wound American dream is about to come crashing down. His high-profile, high-octane life has always provided everything he's wanted. Or so he thought. When his unresolved anger threatens his marriage, and his attempts to fix it only drive the one he loves farther away, he is pushed to the brink. An invitation from mystery man Andy Monroe may be the greatest hope Steven's ever been handed.
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The most amazing book I have ever listened too!
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Enrique “Quique” Luna has one goal this summer—get over his crush on Saleem Kanazi by pursuing his other romantic prospects. Never mind that he’s only out to his best friend, Fabiola. Never mind that he has absolutely zero game. And definitely forget the fact that good and kind and, not to mention, beautiful Saleem is leaving LA for the summer to meet a girl his parents are trying to set him up with. Luckily, Quique’s prospects are each intriguing in their own ways.
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Great Performance; Strange Obsession with White People
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Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first? Taylor Caldwell can't decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he's a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that's why Taylor's afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn't want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it's too late.
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Mega Swoon Worthy New Adult Romance
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Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.
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The Man Behind The Signs
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Davie—an ugly duckling growing up in small-town Mississippi—is positive her life couldn’t be any worse. She has the meanest mother in the South, possibly the world, and on top of that, she’s pretty sure she’s ugly. Just when she’s resigned herself to her fate, she sees a movie that will change her life— Sixteen Candles. But in her case, life doesn’t imitate art.
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2 High Fives - for Monkey Night
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11 Before 12
- Friendship List Series, Book 1
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The first day of middle school means trading in freeze tag at the pool for new schedules, fabulous outfits, and a fresh start. But for 11-year-old Kaylan, the chaos of new locker combinations, cafeteria cliques, and potential first kisses is more than she can handle. She dreads the start of sixth grade and feels like she wants - no, needs - a winning game plan. Luckily, Kaylan and her effortlessly chill BFF, Arianna, have a fool-proof plan for tackling transitions: a list of 11 things they need to do to totally transform themselves before they both turn 12 in November.
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BEST BOOK EVER!!!
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Diary of a Mad Fat Girl
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Graciela "Ace" Jones is mad-mad at her best friend Lilly who cancels their annual trip to Panama City for mysterious reasons; at her boss Catherine for "riding her ass like a fat lady on a Rascal scooter;" at her friend Chloe's abusive husband; and especially at Mason McKenzie, the love of her life, who has shown up with a marriage proposal three years too late.
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What a fun read.
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The Secret Side of Empty
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What's it like to be undocumented? High school senior M.T. knows all too well. With graduation and an uncertain future looming, she must figure out how to grow up in the only country she's ever called home... a country in which she's "illegal". M.T. was born in Argentina and brought to America as a baby without any official papers. And as questions of college, work, and the future arise, M.T. will have to decide what exactly she wants for herself, knowing someone she loves will unavoidably pay the price for it.
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Heavy topics handled well but just fell short 4 me
- By AudioBookHoe on 07-30-17
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- Rinogirl
- 10-13-23
Surprisingly cute, quick listen.
How you ruined my life was a cute - quick listen audiobook that was kinda adorable. It is a book that you could listen to while sitting in traffic and it would make you smile at the length the author goes to make this book wholesome, no curse words, high school angst without all the hyperbole. Age appropriate for anyone. And the narrator does an awesome job.
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- sugarsnap
- 10-11-24
Surprisingly interesting
I went into the story blindly and almost quit because it felt too YA. Although it definitely read very young adult it held my interest and I binged to see how it would play out. Thoroughly enjoyed.
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- Kristi G.
- 04-27-22
Love the book
My very first audible and loved it, I will never say I hate books ever again 😂
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- Jennifer j Keller
- 06-01-18
The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.
This was an awesome story. Jeff has a real knack for getting inside the thoughts and logic of how teenagers think and react. I love the whole “4th wall” part of the narration. I was hooked from the beginning, anxious through the entire book, and so relieved in the ending. Also, and I’m just throwing this out there, I’m an Awesome cousin... and totally NOT crazy. I’m just saying.
Loved the book. Excited to share it with my middle school students.
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- David
- 10-22-22
Hilarious and yet so painful to sit through
The story is really good - but be warned this one is a bit weird and offbeat even for Jeff Strand. Its silly, lighthearted and yet its so difficult to sit through the awkward downward spiral and psychological games going one. At times it was more difficult to listen to than the horror of Jeff's other books. You'll be wanting to throttle some of the characters and be sent into a rage.. you've been warned. This book will get to you. It's childish and silly, but with hidden lures beneath its surface. I won't forget it.
Andrew Eiden narrated this - and he's amazing. (This book must have been so difficult to narrate. And he did it with total perfection) I'm going to search for more work Andrew has worked on simply because he's that good.
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- Tango
- 03-10-24
Quick read, rather fun
How You Ruined My Life has some moments of Jeff Strand's twisted humor and is relatively entertaining. It's definitely not as eerie as many of Strand's books and not half as clever as some of his best like Wolf Hunt, Kutter, or Blister, but I got the book free through the Audible Plus catalog and it was quite good for free. Narrator Andrew Eiden did a great job conveying the angst of a teen boy.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 10-21-24
Breaking the fourth wall was never so fun
“I’ll even try to use fewer parenthetical asides from now on (just kidding).”
Often, when a protagonist speaks directly to us listeners, it takes me out of the story. Here, however,
it was one of the two things that made the story. Loved the parentheticals and tangents. Squirrel!
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to go with the pants wetting option.”
The other thing that makes the story great is the narration- the comedic timing and band lyrics were hysterical. So, why not five stars? The narration of Rod, and especially Blake, made these two sound like middle aged bachelors still living with their parents instead of the high schoolers they were.
Also, the psychological warfare was a tad too successful and stressed me out a bit 😜.
“We’re Fang Grapefruit, are you ready to rock?!”
Good clean fun that my high schoolers will love.
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- Ebony
- 07-22-24
UGH, Blake!!!!
I felt like MY life was ruined because of his antics!! I almost gave up reading this!
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- lesley m.
- 09-06-24
Really good
The person reading the story was the best I have ever listened to. He was in character and very entertaining....
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