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Hillary Hawkins
About this listen
How to Piss off Depression is a fun little audiobook of ideas designed to piss off depression! You get 10 tips and a donkey cover model. What else could you possibly need? Get this if you're feeling pissy and give it to a friend who's had too much sugar honey ice tea. From the creators of How Not to Make a Toilet of Your Friend and Secrets Unleashed Game: Talk, Play, Heal.
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- David
- 11-11-14
Hillary Hawkins kicks depressions ass
What made the experience of listening to How to Piss off Depression the most enjoyable?
I thought the narrator made the complete story come to life. She made me feel enlightened and hopefull. Really a laugh a minute. A truly wonderful experience.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Hillary---aka Jade
Her voice was extremely uplifting and enjoyable to listen to.
What does Hillary Hawkins bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The way she changed vocal tone to be all the characters
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
And have a happy life.
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- Delores
- 03-09-15
Excellent
Would you listen to How to Piss off Depression again? Why?
It was funny.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Whoever was talkin
Which character – as performed by Hillary Hawkins – was your favorite?
Wasn't it just the one person talking that was suppose to be the donkey?
What did you learn from How to Piss off Depression that you would use in your daily life?
That you have to act. You gotta do something. You can't just sit.
Any additional comments?
I would recommend it to those that need uplifting in the morning. It's funny. Make ya get out of bed.
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