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Elvis Costello
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Elvis Costello
About this listen
“This isn't strictly speaking an instructional manual, but a work of comedic philosophy.”
Elvis Costello - songwriter, singer, author, and Fender Jazzmaster known to his admirers as “The Little Hands of Concrete” - spins his tale with wit, grit, and spit to spare.
How to Play the Guitar and Y, Costello’s new entry into Audible’s Words + Music series, combines recitation, impersonation, and musical illustration to show you how to turn a three-chord trick into a four-chord caper and let your curiosity take you where it will.
Part madcap musical method, part comic chronicle, How to Play the Guitar and Y is accompanied by the author throughout on a number of different instruments with his 10 wandering fingers.
So gather round your favorite listening device to hear a storyteller and musician at his most captivating as he reminds you not to be afraid to fail and to never forget to play.
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Mariah Carey is a global music phenom. One of the best-selling and most beloved artists of all time, she is an icon and innovator who has solidified herself as a multi-faceted superstar: visionary singer, songwriter, producer, author, mother, public personality, and prolific storyteller. But beyond that, she is an artist’s artist. These are her Words + Music. In this special installment of Audible’s popular music storytelling series, listeners are treated to an exclusive preview of Mariah’s exciting new project “The Butterfly Lounge”, an intimate journey into her wondrous musical world.
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Conversation About Writing Processes
- By January on 05-25-24
By: Mariah Carey
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Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: Elvis Costello
- Length: 18 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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The perfect gift for music lovers and Elvis Costello fans, telling the story behind Elvis Costello’s legendary career and his iconic, beloved songs.
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Elvis by Elvis -- Best of the Best!
- By rbn on 10-13-15
By: Elvis Costello
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: T Bone Burnett, Elvis Costello, Rhea Seehorn, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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Cute
- By NRo on 11-26-24
By: Elvis Costello
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Guitar Fretboard Memory Magic
- Painlessly Memorize All the Notes on Your Neck Forever for Instant Recall
- By: Nick Morrison
- Narrated by: Nick Morrison
- Length: 20 mins
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Why would I want to learn all the notes of my fretboard? Over my 25+ year career as a musician and guitar teacher, I have come across many guitarists who cannot name all the frets on the fretboard. Learning the guitar or music theory for that matter, with no knowledge of the basic fundamental organization of the fretboard is a bit like trying to learn to swim without getting into the water.
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Best book on guitar note memorization I've found
- By Anonymous User on 03-16-21
By: Nick Morrison
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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No Bull Music Theory for Guitarists
- Master the Essential Knowledge all Guitarists Need to Know
- By: James Shipway
- Narrated by: James Shipway
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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No Bull Music Theory for Guitarists is the groundbreaking guitar theory book for guitar players. Now, guitarists of all levels can understand most of the music theory they'll ever need, without the confusion. Easy-to-understand language, explanations, and practical examples mean you can understand in hours music theory concepts that can confuse guitar players for years. No music reading or theory knowledge required!
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Enjoying this book!
- By tpsm on 02-23-23
By: James Shipway
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Portrait of a Portrait
- Words + Music, Vol. 40
- By: Mariah Carey
- Narrated by: Mariah Carey
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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Mariah Carey is a global music phenom. One of the best-selling and most beloved artists of all time, she is an icon and innovator who has solidified herself as a multi-faceted superstar: visionary singer, songwriter, producer, author, mother, public personality, and prolific storyteller. But beyond that, she is an artist’s artist. These are her Words + Music. In this special installment of Audible’s popular music storytelling series, listeners are treated to an exclusive preview of Mariah’s exciting new project “The Butterfly Lounge”, an intimate journey into her wondrous musical world.
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Conversation About Writing Processes
- By January on 05-25-24
By: Mariah Carey
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Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: Elvis Costello
- Length: 18 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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The perfect gift for music lovers and Elvis Costello fans, telling the story behind Elvis Costello’s legendary career and his iconic, beloved songs.
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Elvis by Elvis -- Best of the Best!
- By rbn on 10-13-15
By: Elvis Costello
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: T Bone Burnett, Elvis Costello, Rhea Seehorn, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Original Recording
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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Cute
- By NRo on 11-26-24
By: Elvis Costello
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Guitar Fretboard Memory Magic
- Painlessly Memorize All the Notes on Your Neck Forever for Instant Recall
- By: Nick Morrison
- Narrated by: Nick Morrison
- Length: 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Why would I want to learn all the notes of my fretboard? Over my 25+ year career as a musician and guitar teacher, I have come across many guitarists who cannot name all the frets on the fretboard. Learning the guitar or music theory for that matter, with no knowledge of the basic fundamental organization of the fretboard is a bit like trying to learn to swim without getting into the water.
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Best book on guitar note memorization I've found
- By Anonymous User on 03-16-21
By: Nick Morrison
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Original Recording
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In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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No Bull Music Theory for Guitarists
- Master the Essential Knowledge all Guitarists Need to Know
- By: James Shipway
- Narrated by: James Shipway
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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No Bull Music Theory for Guitarists is the groundbreaking guitar theory book for guitar players. Now, guitarists of all levels can understand most of the music theory they'll ever need, without the confusion. Easy-to-understand language, explanations, and practical examples mean you can understand in hours music theory concepts that can confuse guitar players for years. No music reading or theory knowledge required!
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Enjoying this book!
- By tpsm on 02-23-23
By: James Shipway
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Marie
- By: H. Rider Haggard
- Narrated by: Shelly Frasier
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Allan Quatermain, hero of King Solomon's mines, tells a moving tale of his first wife, the Dutch-born Marie Marais, and the adventures that were linked to her beautiful, tragic history. This moving story depicts the tumultuous political era of the 1830s, involving the Boers, French colonists and the Zulu tribe in the Cape colony of South Africa. Hate and suspicion run high between the home government and the Dutch subjects.
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Confusing narration!
- By Browsing on 02-22-14
By: H. Rider Haggard
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Tinaca Jones
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Retta, Matt Boren, Stephanie Lemelin
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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What’s in a name? A lot. The name Tinaca, for example, has been passed down in the Jones family for generations of women. In fact, the Joneses name a Tinaca every other generation, to let the name breathe a little. To let each Tinaca shine. And shine is exactly what Tinaca Jones intends to do.
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OMG MAKE IT STOP
- By Dee Dee on 01-03-20
By: Matt Boren
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The Pickwick Papers
- The Audible Dickens Collection
- By: Charles Dickens, Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Rory Kinnear, Neil Gaiman
- Length: 32 hrs and 27 mins
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When Samuel Pickwick decides to establish and preside over a travelling society, he unknowingly brings together three of the oddest men in all of London: Tracy Tupman, the loveless self-professed ladies’ man, Augustus Snodgrass, the poet who’s never put pen to paper, and Nathaniel Winkle, the endlessly clumsy sportsman. The ‘Pickwickians’ set off in search of new adventures outside of the confines of the city. Along with a host of other colourful Dickensian characters such as Mr Pickwick’s love-struck landlady, Mrs Bardell, and his trusty sidekick, Sam Weller.
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Done with gusto
- By Tad Davis on 12-26-19
By: Charles Dickens, and others
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The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
- By: Robert Louis Stevenson
- Narrated by: Paapa Essiedu
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
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In this new recording, Paapa Essiedu breathes new life into the classic tale. Robert Louis Stevenson's dark psychological fantasy follows a respectable London lawyer as he investigates the strange relationship between his old friend Dr Henry Jekyll and the evil Edward Hyde. Its sensitive portrayal of man's dual nature is moving, beautiful and terrifying in equal measure.
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True horror classic
- By Bryan B on 01-30-23
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Far from the Madding Crowd
- By: Thomas Hardy
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Hardy's first major literary success, here brought to life by narrator Nathaniel Parker, is the story of the independent and spirited Bathsheba Everdene, who inherits her uncle's farm, the largest estate in the area. She surprises the villagers of Weatherbury by deciding to run it herself. Attracted to this bold young woman are three suitors all vying for her affections. They include the lonely gentleman-farmer Boldwood, the young and handsome but inconsiderate Sergeant Troy and the faithful shepherd Gabriel Oak.
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Does Thomas Hardy justice
- By vhuggins on 06-11-13
By: Thomas Hardy
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Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren
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- Taxvictim
- 09-21-21
Short, but very enjoyable
I wish this fanciful monologue about music and guitars were longer. I have tickets to see Elvis and The Impostors next month, and the timely appearance of this Audible book was a delight. It did not disappoint at all. The sound quality of the recording and the timbre of Mr. Costello's voice was superb on my car's speakers. I had no idea this jerky young man would turn into such an eloquent writer and speaker.
Now I have to seriously consider a ukulele!
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- Patricia Garza
- 10-13-21
Beautiful
This Audible original will be enjoyed by any music lover, and not just guitar players. However, it will make you want to pick up a guitar right away. Great use of voice, music, and sound fx.
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- mykl
- 11-22-21
Vocal gets drowned out.
As a guitarist of more than half a century, I found his essays both on the mark and very entertaining.
Unfortunately, there are parts where music cuts in and you completely lose the dialogue.
I would have given a higher mark except for this problem.
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- Kristina Amato
- 11-13-21
Brilliant, soothing and inspiring
Just listen and enjoy… you need this in your life. Supremely entertaining, the mood, the magic —- take a long walk and let this be your soundtrack.
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- Sebastian
- 01-19-23
Incredible performance!
Elvis has as wonderful a speaking voice as he does a singing one. Loved it!
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- JAG
- 09-24-21
Fun!
What a fun performance! I found it whimsical, clever, and so very enjoyable. I want to hear more from Elvis Costello.
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- Dubi
- 10-01-21
I was hoping for a higher ratio of music to words
A departure from the other entries I've listened to in the Words+Music series. Elvis Costello focuses more on humor and wordplay, where others are more autobiographical and include songs recorded for the series. Costello mostly hits his mark with the way he turns a phrase, but there are some clunkers that thud like missed notes on his Fender Jazzmaster.
Still worth a listen, even if I didn't learn as much about the author as I would have liked and didn't get the songs I hoped for. The central conceit of teaching a beginner how to play guitar is not meant to be serious, but the "Y" part does end up being quite an effective message.
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- J.C.
- 12-17-21
Really good didn’t get into it for the first 10 minutes but very worth it
Interesting for musicians of every level, people who like Elvis Costello, beginners, and anyone who enjoys good audio essay he is a great writer deep and funny
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- LavishMango
- 02-07-22
Sureal or maybe Postmodern biography?
I enjoyed it, tells his story in-between philosophical explorations of live music and everything.
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- Debb
- 01-29-22
Great listen
Enjoyed how Elvis wore stories into how to play. Very entertaining even for those with no desire to play the guitar.
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