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Narrated by:
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Ray Sawyer
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By:
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K. J. Parker
About this listen
This is the history of how the City was saved, by Notker the professional liar, written down because eventually the truth always seeps through.
The City may be under siege, but everyone still has to make a living. Take Notker, the acclaimed playwright, actor, and impresario. Nobody works harder, even when he's not working. Thankfully, it turns out that people enjoy the theater just as much when there are big rocks falling out of the sky.
But Notker is a man of many talents, and all the world is, apparently, a stage. It seems that the empire needs him - or someone who looks a lot like him - for a role that will call for the performance of a lifetime. At least it will guarantee fame, fortune, and immortality. If it doesn't kill him first.
In the follow up to the acclaimed Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City, K. J. Parker has created one of fantasy's greatest heroes, and he might even get away with it.
For more from K. J. Parker, check out:
Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City
The Two of Swords:
- The Two of Swords: Volume 1
- The Two of Swords: Volume 2
- The Two of Swords: Volume 3
The Fencer Trilogy:
- Colours in the Steel
- The Belly of the Bow
- The Proof House
The Scavenger Trilogy:
- Shadow
- Pattern
- Memory
Engineer Trilogy:
- Devices and Desires
- Evil for Evil
- The Escapement
- The Company
- The Folding Knife
- The Hammer
- Sharps
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Critic reviews
"Parker's latest epic fantasy proves that all the world is, indeed, a stage, and Parker himself is a master impresario. Readers will enjoy his comedic take on how politics are comprised of equal parts lies, incompetence, and the foolishness of humanity—with just enough flashes of brilliance to save the day. Recommended for fans of Terry Pratchett." —Library Journal
"Readers are ensured a good time and a barrel of laughs to boot."—Publishers Weekly
“An impressive work of fiction. Like all Parker books I have read, Empire is an interesting experience from start to finish—funny and fresh from page one.”—The Quill to Live
Another wonderful book
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Funny with good pacing
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More fun than a siege warfare story should be
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Superb on all accounts!!
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Letdown from the 1st book.
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