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How to Win the Bachelor

The Secret to Finding Love and Fame on America's Favorite Reality Show

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How to Win the Bachelor

By: Chad Kultgen, Lizzy Pace
Narrated by: Chad Kultgen, Lizzy Pace
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Perfect for fans of Bachelor Nation and Seinfeldia, an illuminating deep dive into the most successful reality TV franchise of all time—The Bachelor.

Since its premiere in 2002, ABC’s The Bachelor has become a staple of American television. Now, discover the fascinating history of the show, uncover the ins and outs of the phenomenon that has become Bachelor Nation, and take a deeper look at what separates the winners from the losers.

From how best to exit the limo on Night One, to strategies for making a run for the all-important First Impression Rose, to how to avoid being labeled a villain, this clear-eyed guide illustrates the rules and strategies any would-be contestant should know.

The ultimate must-listen for every fan, How to Win the Bachelor gives you an “entertaining” (Publishers Weekly) inside look at the franchise where The Rose holds all the power.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

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Deep, deep in the pit. I absolutely loved this; narration was great, the expertise.. chefs kiss! Praise be our beloved game.

Deep in the Pit

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Welcome to the pit! This book is so well researched and written. It’s both informative and hilarious. As a fan of their podcast, listening to Lizzy and Chad read their book aloud is an absolute pleasure. They have me literally laughing out loud every few minutes. And as a mother of three of three children 2 and under, sticking in my earbuds and pushing play on this book is sometimes the only thing helping me maintain my sanity! lol

Seriously, for anyone who is a fan of The Bachelor, this is a must read/listen. And for anyone who, like myself, is ready to or has already given up on The Bachelor, please check out this book. Listen to an episode of their podcast. These two are so creative, hilarious and insightful. They have completely changed the way I watch the show and not only brought me back in as a fan, but made me enjoy it more than I ever did back in the good old days when people went on “for the right reasons.”

How do I give even more stars?!!

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Loved it - very clever and fun to listen to. Changed the way I’m seeing the current bachelor season 😂

So funny

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Can’t wait to devour what I’m essentially treating as a 12 hour GOR episode. Peace and love from the Pit!

Love for the Pit!

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Anyone who likes reality tv or televised sports needs to devour immediately! Funny, well-read, and beautifully analyzed.

Fun with statistics

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Loved this book! Great for anyone who wants to learn more about the reality of reality TV.

Loved it!

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Such a great book. So informative and also witty. I loved having the authors narrate. Can’t wait for the GOR era of the bachelor! Forever in the pit!

Wowwweeee

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