
I Am Not Sidney Poitier
A Novel
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Percival Everett
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I Am Not Sidney Poitier is an irresistible comic novel from the master storyteller Percival Everett
I was, in life, to be a gambler, a risk-taker, a swashbuckler, a knight. I accepted, then and there, my place in the world. I was a fighter of windmills. I was a chaser of whales. I was Not Sidney Poitier.
Not Sidney Poitier is an amiable young man in an absurd country. The sudden death of his mother orphans him at age eleven, leaving him with an unfortunate name, an uncanny resemblance to the famous actor, and, perhaps more fortunate, a staggering number of shares in the Turner Broadcasting Corporation.
Percival Everett's hilarious new novel follows Not Sidney's tumultuous life, as the social hierarchy scrambles to balance his skin color with his fabulous wealth. Maturing under the less-than watchful eye of his adopted foster father, Ted Turner, Not gets arrested in rural Georgia for driving while black, sparks a dinner table explosion at the home of his manipulative girlfriend, and sleuths a murder case in Smut Eye, Alabama, all while navigating the recurrent communication problem: "What's your name?" a kid would ask. "Not Sidney," I would say. "Okay, then what is it?"
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- Diane Mora
- 01-07-25
Hilarious!
Such clever satire. I truly enjoyed it. The narration was excellent. Made me laugh out loud several times!
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- Tina K
- 09-07-24
The title says it all
I like this author. I listened to “James” and I was hooked. So I tried “not Sidney” and I wasn’t disappointed.
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- Marty
- 12-10-24
Clever, humerous story skillfully narrated
Everett delivers an outstanding novel with skillful humor woven around characters and events of the mid-twentieth century in the South.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-21-25
Bizarre story with humor and terror interwoven throughout. Highly enjoyable!
Bizarre story with humor and terror interwoven throughout. This story was extremely enjoyable! I am now hooked wanting to read more by Everett.
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- Vivian Y Thurman
- 10-23-24
Who are you, exactly?
The ironies, play on words, double entendres, Clever and witty take on mistaken identities. Loved it!
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- Sandra Zimmermann
- 03-01-25
The wonderful writing
Loved the reader and the convoluted story. It made me laugh out loud! I highly recommend this audio book.
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- rosjackwil
- 03-05-25
Funny, but…
There were clear & meaningful jabs at so many racists attitudes and practices, but too nonsensical for me.
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- Go2Happy
- 06-15-24
Just a treat!!
The writing, the humor & the overall storyline, was just clever & cute! I had some good belly laughs. I am so glad I stumbled across this free, book in audible. I’m not sure why there are so few ratings because Percival has a few great books out there. I truly enjoyed this little hidden treasure :)
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- Jess
- 07-24-24
Curiously creative, quixotically correct.
This being my first introduction to the author Percieval Everett, so intrigued to see what's next.
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- BL.Switzer
- 09-18-24
Fun, funny, charming and often brutally honest
Seriously, what a pleasant listen. The story was varied, inventive, wry, rich with sideways social commentary. The narrator was very talented, with fine pacing and good voice variety. I enjoyed it so much I bought another of the authors books.
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