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Amir Abdullah
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Percival Everett
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I Am Not Sidney Poitier is an irresistible comic novel from the master storyteller Percival Everett
I was, in life, to be a gambler, a risk-taker, a swashbuckler, a knight. I accepted, then and there, my place in the world. I was a fighter of windmills. I was a chaser of whales. I was Not Sidney Poitier.
Not Sidney Poitier is an amiable young man in an absurd country. The sudden death of his mother orphans him at age eleven, leaving him with an unfortunate name, an uncanny resemblance to the famous actor, and, perhaps more fortunate, a staggering number of shares in the Turner Broadcasting Corporation.
Percival Everett's hilarious new novel follows Not Sidney's tumultuous life, as the social hierarchy scrambles to balance his skin color with his fabulous wealth. Maturing under the less-than watchful eye of his adopted foster father, Ted Turner, Not gets arrested in rural Georgia for driving while black, sparks a dinner table explosion at the home of his manipulative girlfriend, and sleuths a murder case in Smut Eye, Alabama, all while navigating the recurrent communication problem: "What's your name?" a kid would ask. "Not Sidney," I would say. "Okay, then what is it?"
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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- Diane Mora
- 01-07-25
Hilarious!
Such clever satire. I truly enjoyed it. The narration was excellent. Made me laugh out loud several times!
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- Vivian Y Thurman
- 10-23-24
Who are you, exactly?
The ironies, play on words, double entendres, Clever and witty take on mistaken identities. Loved it!
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- Sandra Zimmermann
- 03-01-25
The wonderful writing
Loved the reader and the convoluted story. It made me laugh out loud! I highly recommend this audio book.
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- rosjackwil
- 03-05-25
Funny, but…
There were clear & meaningful jabs at so many racists attitudes and practices, but too nonsensical for me.
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- Go2Happy
- 06-15-24
Just a treat!!
The writing, the humor & the overall storyline, was just clever & cute! I had some good belly laughs. I am so glad I stumbled across this free, book in audible. I’m not sure why there are so few ratings because Percival has a few great books out there. I truly enjoyed this little hidden treasure :)
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- Jess
- 07-24-24
Curiously creative, quixotically correct.
This being my first introduction to the author Percieval Everett, so intrigued to see what's next.
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- BL.Switzer
- 09-18-24
Fun, funny, charming and often brutally honest
Seriously, what a pleasant listen. The story was varied, inventive, wry, rich with sideways social commentary. The narrator was very talented, with fine pacing and good voice variety. I enjoyed it so much I bought another of the authors books.
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- JRR
- 01-09-25
Creative & Funny
Enjoyed the clever humor . Satire was a bit tired. Not Percival Everett's best work .
Still, the wordplay was creative.
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- Reader X
- 12-12-24
I am Not Mr. Tibbs
This story will be more fun if before reading,you refresh your familiarity with Sidney Poitier's flimography. Not coincidentally, Poitier's work is available for viewing on Turner Classic Movie TCM. 'In the Heat of the Night' is a good place to start. It's still a great movie.
And like all of his books, Everett's signature send up of racists, both black and white racists, is hilarious and remains fresh.
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- Lokifeld
- 08-17-24
A special adventure into self
I loved the ending and the unexpected road to getting there. What an imagination. “I am not myself today.”
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