
I Fail at the Afterlife
The Afterlife Trilogy, Book 1
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Anni Sezate
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*THE WISHING SHELF AUDIOBOOK AWARD WINNER*
When you die and become an angel, you don't expect there to be so much paperwork.
At age 17, David Garcia fell to his death and has spent the past 10 years filing papers for dead people. His uneventful afterlife is thrown into chaos when he’s attacked by a pernicious demon called Malum. Frozen in terror, David does absolutely nothing to prevent the demon’s escape.
Blaming himself, he joins a group of demon hunters intent on recapturing Malum before he destroys the world. Armed with 10 years of receptionist training, mediocre fighting skills, and non-stop self-deprecating sarcasm, David soon learns he is in way over his head.
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