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I Hate Everyone, Except You

By: Clinton Kelly
Narrated by: Clinton Kelly
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

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"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)
Hilarious Stories • Personal Anecdotes • Engaging Narration • Authentic Voice • Entertaining Memoir • Author's Voice
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It was very short. It says unabridged in the description, but at the end Clinton says it's abridged. I would not have gotten it if I had known it was abridged. It was amusing as far as it went. I was hoping to read about some of his time at The Chew - but nothing.

Disappointing

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Really funny! Loved it! Okay, maybe sometimes a little TMI, but really a fun listen.

Loved it!

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I laughed out loud and that was just the first Chapter, as it continued I couldn't stop laughing! What a fabulous book!

Couldn't put it down!

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Love Mr. Kelly and his stories. It was just the right amount of detail with keeping some scenarios for the reader to imagine. Loved it.

Freaking Fabulous

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Crazy and fun! Clinton does a great job and you feel like your sitting with him just listening. S

Too funny!!

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Seriously such a great listen. Funny, interesting, witty, at times laugh out loud hilarious. It has it all. If you are looking for a light listen that will entertain the hell out of you, this is it!

Why are you reading this? Start listening to this book!

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I laughed out loud so many times listening to this book. What Not to Wear didn't do him justice. Funny and clever I didn't want to stop listening.

So funny and entertaining

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Clinton is so great in his writing and stories!! I laughed out loud many times!! If you read this Clinton, I'm not good at grammar, but you get it anyway!! This is such a good listen, like read...😂🤣 Your the best, and I will so miss you on the Chew!! Please keep in the" TV" land.
🤩👏🤗 ~~~DEBBIE~~

Laugh out Loud!!

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Best book I have read/ listened to to date! The stories are hilarious and entertaining that I couldn't stop listening. It reminds you that celebrities are humans too, and I found myself relating to his stories ad if they happened in my own life. P.s I hope my grammar is correct. 🤞😂

Truly Relatable

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Light and humorous insight into the life of someone famous making him more relatable. Entertaining listen.

Entertaining

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