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Shane Dawson
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Shane Dawson
About this listen
The audiobook that more than 12 million YouTube subscribers have been waiting for! Shane Dawson's memoir features 20 original essays - uncensored yet surprisingly sweet.
Shane Dawson has always been an open book. From his first YouTube vlog back in 2008 to his feature film debut Not Cool to a cover story in Variety magazine, Shane has documented his life pre-tty thoroughly. We've seen awkward and adorable Q&As with his mom, weight-loss center drama, love life details, and the all-important haircut reveal. We've seen his hilarious spoofs of Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and Sarah Palin. His music videos are awesome.
But in his upcoming memoir, fans will finally get a chance to see the real Shane through personal stories that are at once humorous and heartwarming, self-deprecating and totally inspiring. Highlighting key moments of his childhood and adolescence, through his phenomenal success on YouTube, and continuing on to his more recent experiences as an actor and director, Shane's memoir will feature the silliness and satire his fans already enjoy, but it will be even more in depth, more real, and more portable.
©2015 Shane Dawson TV, Inc. All rights reserved. (P)2015 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- Cameron
- 03-25-15
Awesome book
And amazing book it is a must listen there are even character voices best book ever!! Woot woot go Shane
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- Dani Taylor
- 04-17-15
I LOVE IT!!
I love watching Shane on YouTube. And reading this book made me love him even more. Him reading it and giving it emotion made me love listening to it!
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- Stephanie
- 06-16-15
I laughed and cried
This book was wonderfully written from the heart. It's full of raw emotion and just enough sexual references and cursing to keep you entertained. I really enjoyed this peek into Shane's life. I loved hearing it directly from him. Thank you for doing your own narration, Shane! However, I do wish the chapters had been in chronological order. It would have made it easier to follow.
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- Brian L. Shepard
- 11-07-16
Shane does great reading!
Good audio book. He's proven himself as a youtube star, but this book proves he is also a novelist. The audio reading by Dawson is great! The story is relatable but moreover defining the human experience while growing up. He's being honest in such an amazing way, it makes this collection of essays more honest that at some times... it's cringe worthy!
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-20-17
love it.❤
I can't get enough. love Shane Dawson. wish I cold find his other book "it get's worse"
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- Margaret
- 07-15-15
AMAZING!
This book was great, I haven't laughed so hard at a book for awhile. The dark humor and embarrassing stories were quite relatable, which only made them more funny. I read this book in one go and do not regret it.
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- Noah Garza
- 07-09-15
AMAZEBALLS
AMAZEBALLS
Like, not even lying, I legit cried and laughed and cried more, so GOOD READ
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- Mrs Powell
- 03-19-15
The Amazing Mr.Dawson
I enjoyed this book so much. I recommend it to anyone wanting a dose of hilarious realism. Shane does an incredible job narrating the compilations of essays in his book. The stories are inspiring funny sincere and as always at face value. Looking forward to Shane's next book!
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- Edvin
- 03-24-15
Love it! Amazing
Just a funny inspirational laughter story! Kept me wanting more and more. Finished it in one day! Thank you Shane!
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- Heather
- 07-14-15
Best read in a long time!!
I loved the realness in his voice as he read his personal life stories. I felt as if I was sitting in front of him listening to him tell me all his life stories and memories. I even reared up at some of the chapters and felt as though I was feeling all of the emotions the same way he did when the instances happened for the very first time.
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