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  • If You See Me, Don't Say Hi

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  • By: Neel Patel
  • Narrated by: Neel Patel
  • Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
  • 4.0 out of 5 stars (40 ratings)

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If You See Me, Don't Say Hi

By: Neel Patel
Narrated by: Neel Patel
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Publisher's summary

"If You See Me, Don't Say Hi bristles with unexpected meetings and reunions, recognitions and failed recognitions, passions and estrangements of all kinds. These stories have a sharp eye for the complexities of modern life, but Neel Patel writes with the wisdom and compassion of an old soul." (Celeste Ng, New York Times best-selling author of Little Fires Everywhere)

In 11 sharp, surprising stories, Neel Patel gives voice to our most deeply held stereotypes and then slowly undermines them. His characters, almost all of who are first-generation Indian Americans, subvert our expectations that they will sit quietly by. We meet two brothers caught in an elaborate web of envy and loathing; a young gay man who becomes involved with an older man whose secret he could never guess; three women who almost gleefully throw off the pleasant agreeability society asks of them; and, in the final pair of linked stories, a young couple struggling against the devastating force of community gossip.

If You See Me, Don't Say Hi examines the collisions of old world and new world, small town and big city, traditional beliefs (like arranged marriage) and modern rituals (like Facebook stalking). Ranging across the country, Patel’s stories - empathetic, provocative, twisting, and wryly funny - introduce a bold new literary voice, one that feels more timely than ever.

This program is read by the author.

©2018 Neel Patel (P)2018 Macmillan Audio
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Critic reviews

"In stories that are moving, thoughtful, entertaining, and discomfiting all at once, Neel Patel upends what we think the experience of Indians in America looks like. It’s about time." (Rumaan Alam, author of Rich and Pretty)

"Patel has a knack for depicting the gap between how characters experience their lives and how they are expected to be seen - and how those gaps can widen into life changing fractures. This is a perceptive, moving collection." (Publishers Weekly)

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Avoid it at all costs

It’s only a 6 hour long book and even still I can’t finish it. Every single story reads the same, and it doesn’t help that the narrator has no inflection. For a book about breaking Indian stereotypes, they seem very reinforced here. I have gained no new perspective, understanding, or even enjoyment from this book.

Im also rolling my eyes at how women are described. “Doughy bosom” ugh. Avoid it.

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