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Eileen Stevens
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By:
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Barbara Bourland
About this listen
Every weekday morning, as the sun rises above Sixth Avenue, a peerless crop of women - frames poised, behavior polished, networks connected, and bodies generally buffed to a high sheen - are herded by the cattle prod of their own ambition to one particular building. They're smart, stylish, and sophisticated, even the one found dead in her office.
When stylish Hillary Whitney dies alone in a locked, windowless conference room at the offices of RAGE Fashion Book, her death is initially ruled an unfortunate side effect of the unrelenting pressure to be thin. But Hillary's best friend and fellow RAGE editor, Catherine Ono, knows her friend's dieting wasn't a capital P problem. If beauty could kill, it'd take more than that.
When, two months later, a cryptic note in Hillary's handwriting ends up in the office of the NYPD and the case is reopened, Det. Mark Hutton is led straight into the glamorous world of RAGE and into the life of hotheaded and fiercely fabulous Cat, who insists on joining the investigation. Surrounded by a supporting cast of party girls, type A narcissists, and half-dead socialites, Cat and her colleague Bess Bonner are determined to solve the case and achieve sartorial perfection. But their amateur detective work has disastrous results, and the two ingénues are caught in a web of drugs, sex, lies, and moisturizer that changes their lives forever.
Viciously funny, this sharp and satirical take on the politics of women's bodies and women's work is an addictive debut novel that dazzles with style and savoir faire.
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- twpasin
- 10-04-22
Good read!
Great book if you love fashion /sex in the city. Narrators were excellent ! Great turns and twists ! I listened to in 2 days .
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- Kay Tracy
- 06-17-20
The Narrator Makes This Shine
I enjoyed this sex-in-the-city-fashion week-murder-romp story. The Narrator took it to a higher level. I’ll be listening to whatever else she reads- as long as it falls in, or close to, the mystery/thriller/suspense category. I wouldn’t have enjoyed reading it nearly as much as listening to it from this Narrator.
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- Stacie Z.
- 06-05-18
hated it!
couldn't come close to finishing this one was so hard to listen to
seemed like the mystery was decent
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- Whitney
- 05-30-17
Couldn't Get Past the Narrator
How did the narrator detract from the book?
Although I listened to the book in it's entirety.. the narrator really took away so much and made it such hard listen.
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