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I'm Almost There

By: Todd Almond
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Love at first sight is easy; letting it through the front door is an Odyssey.

All he wants to do is let the perfect man in, but can he overcome his unhinged neighbor, a seductive cult, a self-obsessed vampire, and a cat intent on dragging him to hell?

After a hit run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, this critically acclaimed, Audible-commissioned musical adventure was recorded live at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre in New York City. Written and performed by Todd Almond and directed by Obie Award-winner David Cromer, I’m Almost There is a rueful, hilarious, and poignant modern love story in song about a man crossing a sea of doubts to find happiness ... and good coffee.

Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

Available in Dolby Atmos on Audible

©2025 Todd Almond (P)2025 AO Media LLC
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Funny and beautiful

Great voice and story, enjoyed the humor and music. Need to fill more space here.

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Playful and beautiful piano storytelling

Loved this silly storytelling experience. Grown up Holden Caulfield love story. Wacky and minimal at the same time.

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Fun romp with music

Absolutely loved this! The songs are catchy enough that I'd listen again, and the Odyssey theme totally works.

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I'm Almost There ✍️ Written By, Todd Almond

🎙️🎶 Audiobook Performance By, Todd Almond, And Featuring Erin Hill on harp and vocals (Joyce Carol Oates - bass) and Luke McCrosson on bass (Joyce Carol Oates - piano) with music supervision and co-orchestration by Jonathan Mastro.

What a bizarrely entertaining love story! Mr. Almond has an amazing singing and vocal performance voice. I've never quite experienced an audio story such as this one but I must say, I didn't hate it... Not at all!😄 At times the subject matter came from WAY out of left field and a little, no a LOT, tongue-in-cheek humorous, but it was wickedly fun! Definitely a fun-filled hour!
Terri R 🤓📚❣️

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So Talented, Artistic and Refreshing

This is a rare find on Audible! Thank you for such a treat Todd Almond! So enjoyable, lighthearted and entertaining.

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Absolutely fabulous

Funny, cheery, comedic, simple yet complicated. A great hour of humor. A little silly. A lot of fun!

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story and vocals were incredible!

He has such a talent for story telling that I could imagine myself in each scenario. It felt real and kept me in it. The tone and style of his music was so heartfelt and is sung so beautifully you feel like it is happening in the present. 5 out of 5 stars-will listen to it again.

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Super fun

This is not what I expected, and I loved it! It’s so fun. This adventure takes you on a journey of laughs and silly giggles. Totally worth the hour. You’ll be happy you did.

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I am so there for I Am Almost There

I so love the beauty, strangeness, unusual storytelling, sense of humor and mystery- what a gorgeous show.

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Sweeps you away!

you feel like you are in a small art Cafe at night while listening to this short roller coaster of a romantic self introspective performance piece. the transitioning is so smooth you realize its happened after the fact. Great job Almond, keep bringing you to the world!

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