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Robert Isenberg
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Robert Isenberg
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Robert Isenberg is a man of action verbs. This hilarious collection of essays follows him through some of his most daring and traumatic adventures, from his first skydiving experience to his "routine" checkup at the doctor's office. Whether the topic is fetish pirate companies or sandwich thieves, Isenberg captures the spirit of every subject. With its keen insights and quest for the ridiculous, this collection invites you to put on your turtleneck sweater and experience the world Isenberg style.
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