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Bill Lord
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By:
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Robert Jeschonek
About this listen
Get ready to have your mind blown! Each of these 15 science fiction and fantasy stories shines a light on another wild world you’ve never seen before. From exploding clowns to killer chickens, you will meet the wildest characters and find a bold new way of looking at life. Forget boring books about the same old star fights. Surf the new wave of tomorrow and leave the "same old" far behind.
Includes 15 stories:
- "In A Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns"
- "Monkey Sea, Monkey Do"
- "The First Hollywood Cowboy of the Bropocalypse"
- "In All Your Sparkling Raiment Soar"
- "Piggyback"
- "Fuzzy Duck"
- "Not-So-Fortunate Son"
- "Blackbeard's Aliens"
- "Cock-A-Doodle Die"
- "The Dancing Dead"
- "The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater"
- "The Breakout Story of Galaxy's Edge Ten Million"
- "The Little Robot's Bedtime Prayer"
- "The Spinach Can's Son"
- "As If My Every Word Has Turned to Glass"
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- By Konrad on 04-11-16
By: Chris Philbrook
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Hellboy: Oddest Jobs
- By: Author Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Longtime contributor to the Hellboy mythos Christopher Golden brings together a crew of luminaries including Joe R. Lansdale and China Miéville, cross-genre sensation Barbara Hambly, celebrated mystery writer Ken Bruen, best-selling science-fiction and fantasy novelist Tad Williams, and a bevy of other skilled storytellers eager to spin a tale or two about the world's greatest paranormal detective. Some of the biggest names in horror, mystery, and fantasy come together to pay homage to Mike Mignola's Hellboy!
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could go with more authors that know Source materi
- By bEnemy on 07-25-23
By: Author Various
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Gone
- Gone Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Grant
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
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In the blink of an eye, everyone disappears. Gone. Except for the young. There are teens, but not one single adult. Just as suddenly, there are no phones, no Internet, no television. No way to get help. And no way to figure out what's happened. Hunger threatens. Bullies rule. A sinister creature lurks. Animals are mutating. And the teens themselves are changing, developing new talents - unimaginable, dangerous, deadly powers - that grow stronger by the day. It's a terrifying new world.
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Please rerelease this book w new narration
- By Kim on 02-12-17
By: Michael Grant
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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Hellboy: An Assortment of Horrors
- By: Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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The World Walker
- The World Walker Series, Book 1
- By: Ian W. Sainsbury
- Narrated by: Todd Boyce
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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Just outside Los Angeles, a prisoner hidden away for 70 years sits up, gets off the bed and disappears through a solid wall. In Australia, a magician impresses audiences by producing real elephants. Nobody realizes it's not an illusion. Across the world, individuals and organizations with supernatural power suddenly detect the presence of something even they can't understand. At the center of it all, Seb Varden, a 32-year old musician with a secret in his past, slits his wrists, is shot dead and run over on the freeway.
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Good Stuff
- By DobieChuck on 01-15-17
By: Ian W. Sainsbury
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The Beast of Barcroft
- By: Bill Schweigart
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
- By Nancy Chilton-Kendrick on 06-18-17
By: Bill Schweigart
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Werewolf Cop
- By: Andrew Klavan
- Narrated by: Andrew Klavan
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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Zach Adams is one of the best detectives in the country. Nicknamed Cowboy, he serves on a federal task force that has a single mission: to hunt down Dominic Abend, a European gangster.
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Best in moral fantasy since CS Lewis!
- By Kindle Customer on 10-24-17
By: Andrew Klavan
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Dreams and Shadows
- A Novel
- By: C. Robert Cargill
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
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There is another world than our own - one no closer than a kiss and one no further than our nightmares - where all the stuff of which dreams are made is real and magic is just a step away. But once you see that world, you will never be the same. Dreams and Shadows takes us beyond this veil. Once bold explorers and youthful denizens of this magical realm, Ewan is now an Austin musician who just met his dream girl, and Colby, meanwhile, cannot escape the consequences of an innocent wish.
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An Amazing Book
- By hermanous on 04-14-13
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2113
- Stories Inspired by the Music of Rush
- By: John McFetridge - editor, Kevin J. Anderson - editor
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 13 hrs
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The music of Rush, one of the most successful bands in music history, is filled with fantastic stories, evocative images, thought-provoking futures and pasts. In this anthology, notable, best-selling, and award-winning writers each chose a Rush song as the spark for a new story, drawing inspiration from the visionary trio Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart.
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I'm a RUSH fan, but ...no..not this book
- By NBP on 07-15-17
By: John McFetridge - editor, and others
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Full Tilt
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Josh Bloomberg
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Sixteen-year-old Blake has always been the responsible one in his dysfunctional family. Quinn is his brother's opposite - a thrill-seeker who's always chasing the next scary rush. Quinn and Blake are in for the surprise of their lives when they're thrust into the world of a bizarre phantom carnival - and their souls are the price of admission. In order to save his brother, and himself, Blake must survive seven different carnival rides before dawn. Seven rides sounds easy. But each ride is full of unexpected dangers, because each ride is a reflection of one of Blake's deepest fears.
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Trials and Rides
- By Jonas Lee on 01-07-19
By: Neal Shusterman
What listeners say about In a Green Dress, Surrounded by Exploding Clowns and Other Stories
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- Magical Wanda
- 10-28-19
A "Night Gallery" for the Twenty First Century
Do you remember "Night Gallery" as a kid? It was one of my favorite shows growing up. If you like it as much as I did, you'll love this collection of 15 short stories by Robert Jeschonek. Not only does he take you on an all-inclusive trip to Crazy Town, his narrator provides the perfect combination of original character voices to make the ride even more amusing (in a good way, not a Joe Pesci, Goodfellas kind of way). Along the road, you'll meet sea monkeys, cowboys, pirates, screaming meemees, and, of course, clowns. Exploding clowns. Lots of 'em. And a cadre of other characters who do not fail to entertain.
Robert Jeschonek is brilliantly twisted. He paints pictures with words and Bill Lord's narration provides the perfect frame for each story. This book is a hoot! On the surface, it appears to be a series of funny, wry, twisted, and sarcastic short stories. Dig a little deeper and each story seems to be a metaphor for... something. For life, perhaps. Or maybe they're just...stories. Listen to this book and figure it out.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Brian M
- 11-23-19
Speculative Fiction at its Best
One of my favorite parts of speculative fiction is the fact that it can be done anywhere in anyway and as long as it's done well it'll be entertaining. This collection exemplifies that fact as some of these stories are bizarre and set in odd ways and yet they're done well enough that they come off exceptionally well. The title story for example is absolutely bonkers, but within context makes perfect sense and is rather entertaining. I could say the same about the rest of the stories in the collection and the narrator does a great job of presenting them.
I received the review code for this audiobook at my request and am voluntarily leaving this honest review.
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- murphyfields
- 10-31-19
WOW! I loved this book. One I will listen to again
When I chose this book, I just hoped that the story was at least half as good as the title (probably my all time favorite title). I was not disappointed. The book was even better
This is a collection of fifteen short stories. Many of them were odd, in a "should we get the author some help" sort of way. How does he come up with some of these ideas? Some of them were downright brilliant. Others were simply good. But I think every single one of them made me think, and that doesn't always happen with books anymore, especially audiobooks where you are simply entertained while doing other things like driving or mowing the lawn. Now I am wondering about what happens if Social Media becomes even more powerful and your future depends on the "likes" you get? What would happen if bees or chickens ruled the world? And what would I be willing to give up to give the memories back to my favorite Alzheimer's-stricken author? This last was both beautiful and heartbreaking.
What about the narrator? I was about halfway through the first story before I even thought about the narrator. This was not a bad thing. It was more like you don't notice your favorite pair of jeans as you go through your day. They just fit and let you get on with your daily routine without even thinking about them. Here, the narrator just fits without getting in the way of the story. This does not mean the narrator is bad...quite the opposite, in fact. Once I decided that I needed to pay attention to the narrator for a decent review, I began to notice the absolute mastery of Bill Lord as a narrator. I am guessing that a book like this is a dream come true for a voice artist. Where else would you get to be an intelligent bee, an ex cockfighting rooster, a young woman forced to dance every moment of the day by an unforgiving virus, or even a sentient beef stroganoff? And all were done masterfully.
I was given a list of possible books that I might receive for free in exchange for a fair and unbiased review, and I chose this one based solely on the title. I hit the jackpot this time. After finishing this, I am sure I will listen to it again, which I rarely do with audiobooks. I would have gladly paid for this book and felt I received every penny worth of entertainment.
Apparently Audible likes us to use the following canned phrasing: "I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review." This is completely true in my case, but their phrasing makes me imagine crazed authors and narrators running around holding guns (or possibly exploding clowns) to the heads of innocent reviewers, forcing them to write reviews of their products. Somehow, I can imagine just such a scene showing up in the second volume of this book. If so, I want a copy of that book, too, and I will gladly pay for it.
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- Z.J
- 09-26-20
Great Narration!
The narrator did a fantastic job at bringing the story to life with his narration. The story did start suddenly, smack dab in the middle of a crowd of clowns (as the title says) which caught me off guard but it's a great long title to listen to in the dark.
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