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Julia Barrie
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Mhairi McFarlane
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An achingly funny story about how to be your own hero when life pulls the rug out from under your feet. From the author of the bestselling You had me at Hello.
Delia Moss isn't quite sure where she went wrong.When she proposed and discovered her boyfriend was sleeping with someone else - she thought it was her fault. When she realised life would never be the same again - she thought it was her fault. And when he wanted her back like nothing had changed - Delia started to wonder if perhaps she was not to blame…
From Newcastle to London and back again, with dodgy jobs, eccentric bosses and annoyingly handsome journalists thrown in, Delia must find out where her old self went - and if she can ever get her back.
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Praise for You Had Me at Hello:
"Very very witty and funny. Left me in awe…a total gem." (Marian Keyes)
"The funniest, most romantic book I've read since One Day." (Lisa Jewell)
"I loved this book. It made me laugh and reminded me that anything's possible in love - and in everything else for that matter." (Minnie Driver)
"I loved this: an original, genuinely funny, genuinely moving, modern love story." (Katy Regan)
"Mhairi is darkly funny and quite, quite rude…You Had Me at Hello is a breath of tart, Northern air." (Sarra Manning)
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- c.
- 01-18-19
Enjoyed it
Nice story and a nice voice to listen to. A little predictable here and there but overall a good book
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- shooterz@nednol
- 03-01-24
Great accent representation
Really enjoyed the pace, tone, and pronunciation. Would definitely listen to it again and recommend to others.
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- Charlize
- 09-22-19
Another hit
Fabulous. Really lovely, clever, funny book, there is real depth and hope in Mhairi’s work. ❤️
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