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- By David J Bushman on 07-04-24
By: JD Glasscock
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What the Fantasy?
- WTF Series, Book 1
- By: Stephen Knight
- Narrated by: Maxwell Zener
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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What a lovely way to start a novel about my present life, don’t you think? Adam Green never sought out much adventure in the real world, but when he accidently trips and gets zapped into a video game, his life is turned upside down. Now stuck in a fantasy world, he must cope with his new surroundings while trying not to let the computer AI know that he is an imposter in the game.
By: Stephen Knight
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Momentarily Immortal
- By: Kyle McIntyre, Rafael Meir
- Narrated by: Jeremy Michael Durm
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Kay and Matt—disenfranchised, manic depressive pagan deity assassins, cult busters, and office drones, real "all-in-one" employees of the clandestine, Pan-Abrahamaic conglomerate known as CrossTech. You might conjure up an exciting, high-octane fantasy over such a profession, but in reality they are not so different from you. They mostly file reports, attend seemingly pointless meetings, and have to explain every decision they dare make outside of the chain of command to an uncaring, angelic manager, and his self-important, weaselly assistant.
By: Kyle McIntyre, and others
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Awaken
- New Bloods Trilogy
- By: Michelle Bryan
- Narrated by: AJ Wilder
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Tara has thrived in the unforgiving sand lands, where every day is a battle. But when her village is wiped out by the ruthless Prezedant and her loved ones taken, she'll stop at nothing to get them back. With an unlikely team by her side, including an orphaned boy and his devil cat, a dwarf storytelling trader, and a bitter young man, Tara sets out on a perilous journey through the ruins of civilization. Together, they'll face unimaginable dangers, fight for their lives, and try to uncover the truth about what really happened to the world that once existed.
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Obsessed!
- By Anonymous User on 06-19-24
By: Michelle Bryan
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Contaminated
- Cosmic Fairy Tales
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The people of my planet are under a devastating genetic curse. To treat the disease’s effects, we’ve turned to cultivating a rare flower. That’s my occupation: raising and studying this flower. That’s precisely what I’m doing the daycycle that an alien drops into our research plot, approaches our plant….
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Howled out loud
- By Prickleypear on 05-22-23
By: Amanda Milo
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Sin's Daughter
- A Sins Series Novella
- By: Eve Silver
- Narrated by: Lillian Yves, Vincent Lee Grayson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Cursed with immortality, driven into a nomadic life on the fringes of society to escape those who hunt her, Amber Hale has learned the bitter lesson that she can never grow close to anyone. Never love. Only once did she break her own rules. And her lover, Kai Warin, paid for her mistake with his life. For decades, she's been numb with grief. Now, confronted by a soul reaper—an agent of one of the most powerful of the Underworld deities—with Kai's face, she must acknowledge the likelihood that he betrayed her…to the Lord of Evil himself.
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Great world building
- By Melbelle on 04-19-24
By: Eve Silver
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Arc
- Embers & Ash, Book 1
- By: JD Glasscock
- Narrated by: Shatavia Woodie
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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For over a hundred and forty years, heroes and villains fought all over the world, the Long War. The Vigilant, the coalition of Supers, did their utmost to keep the depredations of the Citadel, the conglomerate of Villains, in check. After endless decades, The Vigilant finally thought they'd won but a decade ago, the heroes fell, betrayed, and utterly crushed by those they tried to save. This is the story of Arc, the last Vigilant.
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A New Kind of Superhero
- By David J Bushman on 07-04-24
By: JD Glasscock
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What the Fantasy?
- WTF Series, Book 1
- By: Stephen Knight
- Narrated by: Maxwell Zener
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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What a lovely way to start a novel about my present life, don’t you think? Adam Green never sought out much adventure in the real world, but when he accidently trips and gets zapped into a video game, his life is turned upside down. Now stuck in a fantasy world, he must cope with his new surroundings while trying not to let the computer AI know that he is an imposter in the game.
By: Stephen Knight
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Momentarily Immortal
- By: Kyle McIntyre, Rafael Meir
- Narrated by: Jeremy Michael Durm
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Kay and Matt—disenfranchised, manic depressive pagan deity assassins, cult busters, and office drones, real "all-in-one" employees of the clandestine, Pan-Abrahamaic conglomerate known as CrossTech. You might conjure up an exciting, high-octane fantasy over such a profession, but in reality they are not so different from you. They mostly file reports, attend seemingly pointless meetings, and have to explain every decision they dare make outside of the chain of command to an uncaring, angelic manager, and his self-important, weaselly assistant.
By: Kyle McIntyre, and others
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Awaken
- New Bloods Trilogy
- By: Michelle Bryan
- Narrated by: AJ Wilder
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Tara has thrived in the unforgiving sand lands, where every day is a battle. But when her village is wiped out by the ruthless Prezedant and her loved ones taken, she'll stop at nothing to get them back. With an unlikely team by her side, including an orphaned boy and his devil cat, a dwarf storytelling trader, and a bitter young man, Tara sets out on a perilous journey through the ruins of civilization. Together, they'll face unimaginable dangers, fight for their lives, and try to uncover the truth about what really happened to the world that once existed.
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Obsessed!
- By Anonymous User on 06-19-24
By: Michelle Bryan
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Contaminated
- Cosmic Fairy Tales
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The people of my planet are under a devastating genetic curse. To treat the disease’s effects, we’ve turned to cultivating a rare flower. That’s my occupation: raising and studying this flower. That’s precisely what I’m doing the daycycle that an alien drops into our research plot, approaches our plant….
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Howled out loud
- By Prickleypear on 05-22-23
By: Amanda Milo
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Sin's Daughter
- A Sins Series Novella
- By: Eve Silver
- Narrated by: Lillian Yves, Vincent Lee Grayson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Cursed with immortality, driven into a nomadic life on the fringes of society to escape those who hunt her, Amber Hale has learned the bitter lesson that she can never grow close to anyone. Never love. Only once did she break her own rules. And her lover, Kai Warin, paid for her mistake with his life. For decades, she's been numb with grief. Now, confronted by a soul reaper—an agent of one of the most powerful of the Underworld deities—with Kai's face, she must acknowledge the likelihood that he betrayed her…to the Lord of Evil himself.
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Great world building
- By Melbelle on 04-19-24
By: Eve Silver
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The Werewolf Nanny
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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As a struggling single mom with a babysitter emergency, I’m relieved when Finn Cauley—Irish heartthrob, my boss, and my work-friend-who-I-keep-at-a-distance—takes me by the shoulders and says the four most beautiful words a stressed-out woman can ever hear:
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A good surprise!
- By Margaret on 02-20-23
By: Amanda Milo
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Time of the Cat
- By: Tansy Rayner Roberts
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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The cats and humans of Chronos College know that time travel is the best job in the world, and nothing bad can ever happen to them in the past except that one time they lost a traveler. And that other time they lost a cat.
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Contagion
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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I’ve broken free and I’ve also freed the human who was held captive with me. But I don’t know where we are, and I don’t know where my home is. The local wildlife may be smaller than I am, and maybe they don't have fangs near as large as mine, but I’m still terrified. My issues with germs—and my uncompromising avoidance of all the things that I’m afraid of coming into contact with—is going to get me killed in this wilderness. Thankfully, Aurora lets me follow her. Thankfully, she seems to know the way out of this endless and inhospitable woodland and desert biome.
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Definitely worth the credit
- By Erica on 11-05-22
By: Amanda Milo
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Sagewood: Restore the Farm
- A Cozy Farming Progression Fantasy
- By: Blake Arthur Peel, Kimberly Ann Peel
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Matt Miller wasn't special. He was just a regular guy with a regular life—a one bedroom apartment, a couple of pairs of slacks, and a dead-end job. But when his estranged grandfather died, he left Matt with an unexpected inheritance: a magic ring and a farm located on another world. Now, Matt's stuck with a rundown farmhouse, fields choked with weeds, and no way to get back home. He only has one option, to roll up his sleeves and complete the quest prompt he's been given: Restore the Farm. Luckily, he has a (mostly) merry band of sprites to help him along the way.
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What a fun book! And I'm sure you'll need to find out what happens next.
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 06-07-24
By: Blake Arthur Peel, and others
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Okay, but Try Not to Murder Anyone
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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My days used to be filled with working my minimum wage job at a local shipping store, but one night, I was in the wrong place at the right time and came into possession of a weird metal bracelet. The good news: Now I suddenly have a superpower. The bad news: A vicious family of mobsters, clandestine government agencies, and uber wealthy treasure hunters all want to tear the bracelet from my dead arm.
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a bit slow
- By Hacnslac on 06-23-24
By: Eric Vall
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Sherwood Forest Shifters: Three Book Collection
- By: Anna Lowe
- Narrated by: Kelsey Osborne, Chris Merlin
- Length: 18 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Don’t believe what they tell you about Robin Hood, outlaw of Sherwood Forest. There never was such a man. But there is a woman, and that’s me, Robynne: fox shifter, master archer, and jaded outlaw with a fierce desire for justice. The legends are just as wrong about the Merry Men. Little John is a stubborn, muscle-bound bear shifter — and not at all little in all the best places. Friar Tuck is a sexy-as-sin lion shifter whose dreams of becoming a knight are dashed by family commitments. Now, he’s praying for a miracle — and a little action. Any action.
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Great series!
- By VaWineLover on 06-15-24
By: Anna Lowe
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The Alien's Sacrifice
- Outcasts of Corin, Book 1
- By: Ella Maven
- Narrated by: Reagan West, Gabriel McKnight
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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The blue alien warrior pacing in his cage terrifies me. His long dark hair is wild and messy, and his scarred body looks made for murder. I deliver food to him every day, and I'm sure by the way he stares at me that he'd rather eat me. Yet there's something about him that captivates me, and I can't stop watching him. When he lets the snarling, fearsome mask slip, I start to see there's a cool calculation to his actions. I would be risking everything to help him escape, but do I dare let this monster free from his cage?
By: Ella Maven
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Prison Planet Barbarian
- A Risdaverse Standalone
- By: Ruby Dixon
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Being kidnapped by aliens is one thing. Being kidnapped by aliens and sent to a prison planet is something infinitely worse. Here in Haven’s prison system, I’m stranded among strangers, enemies, and the most ruthless criminals in the galaxy. There’s no safety for a human woman here, especially not one branded as a murderer. I’m doomed to a fate worse than death. Then, he decides I should be his. His name’s Jutari. He’s seven feet tall, blue, and horned.
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Too much leering, not enough loving
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-06-23
By: Ruby Dixon
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The Quarry Master
- The Grumpy Heroes, Book 1
- By: Amanda Milo
- Narrated by: Nick Cracknell
- Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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I dislike people. I despise humans. A cruel mandate from one of my region's rulers has saddled me with a slew of little alien humans: I'm to put them to work. One problem? I run a rock quarry, where humans’ thin skin is a detriment to productivity. Overseeing these humans is like trying to herd yanaks. If I don't burn, beat, or strangle them to death by the day's end, it will be a miracle.
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This book is so wonderful!!!!
- By Shhhhhh you are to loud!!!!🤫 on 07-06-21
By: Amanda Milo
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Foolish Games
- A Brother's Best Friend Fake Dating Romance
- By: Selena
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Amanda L'Orien
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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You might wonder how a nerd like me ends up dating the rough, cocky quarterback known for his playboy ways. The one who happens to be my bully that I'm already forced to tutor. For a smart girl, that might sound like a questionable decision, but there's a simple explanation. We're faking it. At least, that's the arrangement. So why does something other than fear tingle through my body every time he threatens to make me work off my debt in his bed? There's an explanation for that too. Sebastian Swift makes smart girls stupid.
By: Selena
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Crystal Core
- Crystal Core, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 14 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryan lived his life on Earth trapped in his own body. The doctors couldn't explain what was happening to him, but slowly, his body was crystallizing. Then, a portal opened up on the ceiling of his hospital room. He'd seen that one in enough anime to recognize what was happening. It couldn't possibly be worse than the hell that was his life on Earth, not that he was given any choice.
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Great story made better by great narration
- By L Pranatharthiharan on 06-06-24
By: David Burke
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Bloodline: The Root of All Evil
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: ThinkTwice
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer
- Length: 22 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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In his past life, Dollar was an unparalleled mind forged by the flames of tribulation. He'd built his wealth and influence from nothing and never looked back. But after dying and reincarnating into the world of Ioa, he is thrust into poverty and trapped in a forest of flames with nothing but a decrepit wooden hut to protect him.
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It's okay
- By GrimReaperD13 on 06-06-24
By: ThinkTwice
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-12-24
love this!!!!!
love the continuation of this series. the Narrator really enhancers the story, easy to visualize the characters and does a wonderful job with both male and female voices.
I am so grateful that Jonohkoda has been made into a audible book. I hope for further continuation of the series.
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- BRC
- 06-19-24
Loved it!
You cannot go wrong with this author, and this narrator!! Absolutely have loved every book! I would love to hear the other stories and cannot wait for more books on audio
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- Andrea
- 06-11-24
Honestly - disappointed
I was SO excited for this one, I LOVE Amanda's books and Nick kills it as narrator as always but I was a bit bored. Normally I love her books to the point where I listen to them multiple times but there were parts in this one where I honestly sped it up trying to get past it. It was cute, and I love Jonah but....I could skip this one and be just fine.
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