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Narrated by:
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Nick Cracknell
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By:
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Amanda Milo
About this listen
One OCD neat freak alien. One human woman. Both are abducted and held captive in a very unsterile environment. What more could go wrong?
Simmi: I’ve broken free and I’ve also freed the human who was held captive with me. But I don’t know where we are, and I don’t know where my home is. The local wildlife may be smaller than I am, and maybe they don't have fangs near as large as mine, but I’m still terrified. My issues with germs—and my uncompromising avoidance of all the things that I’m afraid of coming into contact with—is going to get me killed in this wilderness.
Thankfully, Aurora lets me follow her.
Thankfully, she seems to know the way out of this endless and inhospitable woodland and desert biome.
But by the end of our journey, she’ll suspect she’s harboring a contagion. I have no way to know it, but she’s afraid to tell me. Afraid of how I’ll react once I find out what she’s carrying.
Note: This 40k stand-alone story is intended for listeners 18+ due to romantic elements and adult themes. There is no cheating. There is one really germophobic alien. Thankfully, there's also a really understanding woman who is starting to fall for him.
Spoiler: They're totally gonna have a happily ever after...just as soon as they can get off this planet that’s trying to kill them.
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When I came to the subterranean kingdom of Driegon as a mail-order bride, I didn’t expect the dragon king to sweep me off my feet, take flight, and claim me as his mate. He says a mythical mating ritual called the Torrent proves we’re fated. Yeah, sure. Then I find out he’s almost engaged. He insists he’ll find a way for us to be together, but I’ve fallen for pretty lies before, and I won’t give my heart again easily.
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I will listen to anything with Teddy
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Planet Zero
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A spaceship crash survivor, Addie Rye is lucky to be alive. But being stuck on a primitive planet isn’t exactly the epitome of luck. With no way home, Addie has no choice but learn how to use stone tools and catch her dinner before cooking it, all while attempting to befriend a tribe of wild nomads who inhabit this planet.
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Mixed feelings but mostly good
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Mother of Shadows
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Helena's life had always been quiet. In fact, she liked it that way. When her childhood friend returns home and tells her that she is the prophesied ruler of the Chosen, those blessed with the gift of magic, her quiet life goes up in flames. Suddenly Helena finds herself surrounded by a circle of protectors, each having sworn their loyalty to her since her birth. All except for one: her Mate. It's not enough that she must learn how to use her magic and undergo a trial to prove her worthiness; in order to claim her title, Helena must find the man who carries the other half of her soul.
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Entertaining enough
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By: Meg Anne
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The Many Selves of Katherine North
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- Narrated by: Katy Sobey
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Kit has been projecting into other species for seven years. Longer than anyone else at ShenCorp. Longer than any of the scientists thought possible. But lately she has the feeling that when she jumps, she isn't alone.... Since she was 12, Kit has been a phenomenaut, her consciousness projected into the bodies of lab-grown animals for the purpose of research.
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Dull and Dragging
- By Penny on 06-02-16
By: Emma Geen
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Reign of Shadows
- By: Sophie Jordan
- Narrated by: Phoebe Strole, James Fouhey
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Seventeen years ago an eclipse cloaked the kingdom of Relhok in perpetual darkness. In the chaos, an evil chancellor murdered the king and queen and seized their throne. Luna, Relhok's lost princess, has been hiding in a tower ever since. Luna's survival depends on the world believing she is dead.
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Could have been better.
- By Bookworm on 02-21-16
By: Sophie Jordan
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Hollen the Soulless
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- By: Denali Day
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Always the dutiful daughter, Lady Joselyn is weeks away from marrying a rival lord in order to save her house. However, she suddenly finds herself in the clutches of an ancient beast she’s only ever heard of in legends. More terrifying than that is the beast’s master, a wild man who insists Joselyn is his bride by right, and plans to seal his claim in blood. Dragon-rider Hollen has finally captured the woman of his dreams, though he quickly learns waiting for her was less than half the battle.
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Love It!
- By Lily U. on 05-20-21
By: Denali Day
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White Hot Kiss
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Seventeen-year-old Layla just wants to be normal. But with a kiss that kills anything with a soul, she's anything but normal. Half demon, half gargoyle, Layla has abilities no one else possesses. Raised among the Wardens - a race of gargoyles tasked with hunting demons and keeping humanity safe - Layla tries to fit in, but that means hiding her own dark side from those she loves the most.
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Very good story with inconsistant vocals
- By KarenM of My Bookbag on 07-06-16
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Sterling
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Zoë Merrick lived an ordinary life until late one night, she was brutally attacked and left for dead. She survived, saved by a stranger who witnessed her undergo a physical transformation. That's not the only thing that's different. Zoë is unable to control an unexplainable energy coursing through her body. Justus De Gradi is a man who can teach her that control. He's handsome, arrogant, and not entirely human. He reveals that she is a Mage - an immortal made of light, not magic. She must now make a choice: Rebuild her life in the human world with the man who saved her, or live with Justus and learn how to use her extraordinary gifts. Justus has sworn an oath to protect her life, but can he guard her from the one man who has a right to claim it?
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Not as good as her other books in this world
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By: Dannika Dark
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Taken by the Vampire King
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The deal is simple: spend a month with a mysterious billionaire who is the owner of Louisiana’s La Petite Mort Casino, and he’ll forget my father’s gambling debts. If it means saving our family home and business, I’ll do anything. With his strong, sexy, take charge arrogance, Nicolas Dupont is a mystery to me. But it doesn’t matter how hot he is. This is purely a business arrangement. Nic can have any woman he wants and it makes no sense that he'd be interested in a virgin like me. I’m certainly not about to fall for a guy who thinks he can own me.
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Waste of time
- By Susan Hopkins on 10-11-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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Knight of a Trillion Stars
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Fired from her job and exhausted from her miserable commute, the last thing Deana Jones needs when she gets home is to find an alien in her living room. But how else to explain the man who claims he is from beyond the stars? He says his name is Lorgin and that she is part of his celestial destiny. Deana thinks his reasoning is ridiculous, and she knows he's making an error of cosmic proportions. But his touch is electric, and Deana starts to wonder if maybe their passion isn't written in the stars....
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Don't judge it by the cover!
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By: Dara Joy
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Hunger Aroused
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Jasmine is sick in bed when a sexy stranger breaks in and reveals she's suffering an irreversible case of vampirism. And because her turning wasn't approved by the Council, he must kill her once the transition is complete. In the meantime, the executioner offers to ease her torment with chocolate, hot peppers or sexual release. Fortunately for them both, Jasmine's kitchen is bare..
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YIKES!
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By: Dee Carney
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Mark of the Demon
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"Why me? Why now?" That’s what Beaulac, Louisiana, detective Kara Gillian was asking herself when an angelic creature named Rhyzkahl unexpectedly appeared during a routine summoning. Kara was hoping to use her occult skills to catch a serial killer, but never had she conjured anything like this unearthly beautiful and unspeakably powerful being whose very touch set off exquisite new dimensions of pleasure.
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Really?
- By colleen on 12-30-13
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Although short, I fell in love with Simmi and Aurora’s story. Incredibly hilarious and heart warming.
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Marvelous Experience
Nick Cracknell brings the characters to life. I loved it! The story is so endearing and funny. You should read it and enjoy it as much as I did. Happy reading!
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SO worth the purchase!
THIS BOOK!!!! Omg was so so good! I laughed the whole time! I did not want it to end! Please please write more of these type book Amanda! I haven’t read a book this entertaining in a long time! Loved it!
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I loved it
This book was different, excellently read, and I hope she comes out with a second one.
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- spiraltime
- 06-05-22
alien on the spectrum
This book is abou5 an adorable, sexy, funny apex predator and the woman who falls for him.
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- Chenterra Fuller
- 10-13-22
So much fun!
Oh I am OCD myself and some of Sim’s concerns are so very valid! I absolutely love this book and reading it actually made me see I might be a little overdramatic
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- J. Henry
- 07-01-24
Dumb Fun in the Best Way
This story wouldn't give me a chance to stop laughing! Simmi is so ridiculous but is constantly trying his best and I had a giant smile on my face the entire book. As someone who gets sympathetic embarrassment I had to pause a couple times to let me anxiety cool, but it was a fun trip the entire way. Aurora was a great character, too. She was the only one with any idea about what was going on (poor guy) so she had to take the lead most of the book. The entirety is from his POV, which I think was the best choice as you get to hear his descriptions of all the "horrors" he faces. Anyway, if you thought the cover looked interesting and you're over 18, you'll probably have fun with this one!
A few notes:
Simmi seems to be more of a germaphobe and hypochondriac than having OCD, but I know those things are often confused by the average person. Outside of excessive cleaning he doesn't seem to have any other compulsions
This is technically a sequel the Contaminated. I didn't read it before listening to this one, so starting here shouldn't cause any issues, but it's good to know. I was unaware since I just read the description here until I noticed Simmi referencing characters that it felt like I was supposed to know. Again, it wasn't an issue, though.
This is 18+ for a reason. The alien doesn't have a human body, including alien junk. I know some people are bothered by this, so I figured it's a good heads-up.
Mild Content Warnings (very mild spoilers):
Sexism
Fantasy/sci-fi racism
Sl*t shaming
SA alluded to
Very mild PTSD
Panic attacks from Simmi played for laughs
Note that this book is humor before any other genres, so none of these content warnings were intense and were quickly resolved humorously (except the SA or PTSD, but they were only briefly touched on). As someone who gets panic attacks, they can be funny when looking at them from the outside and they weren't portrayed in any way that's offensive to me.
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- Kaycee Bertrand
- 07-24-22
Hilarious
I do wish it wasn't so short however it was hilarious and I burst out laughing at several parts. It is also very cute
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-27-22
So Much Laughter
I loved Simmi! This story had me looking like a lunatic at work as I continually burst into laughter at his OCD antics.
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