
Journey to the Center of That Thing
Alien Adventures of Finn Caspian, Book 4
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Jonathan Messinger
About this listen
Finn Caspian and Explorers Troop 301 dive into the belly of a planet-sized alien in the fourth book of this hilarious chapter-book series based on the award-winning kids’ podcast and read by the author, Jonathan Messinger!
Explorers Troop 301 has explored a lot of planets hoping to find a place to call home. But their latest mission feels like the most boring ever - until they get chased by giant ANTibodies straight into the planet’s open mouth! Uh-oh! This planet is really a ginormous, planet-sized alien, and the explorers are her lunch!
Can Finn and his friends make it through all 35 stomachs, battle an army of ants, out-whiz a super-computer in a deadly game of trivia, and find a way out? Or are they doomed to be part of the planet’s balanced diet?
The books in this series are for kids ages seven to 12 looking for a funny story to tear through. They contain no violence, a little bit of suspense, and some aliens who are real chuckleheads.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-16-23
I LOVE FINN CASPIAN!!!!!
I love finn there’s also on podcast a app there so good!!! I Recommend any age it’s so good!!!
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