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David Bucci
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Scott Nicholson
About this listen
Richard's life is a horror story. And it's all the fault of those people inside his head.
Richard thinks he has them stereotyped for his autobiography, but he's about to get a new tenant: the Insider, a malevolent soul-hopping spirit that may or may not be born from Richard's nightmares and demands a co-writing credit and a little bit of foot-kissing worship.
Now Richard doesn't know which voice to trust. The book's been rejected 117 times. The people he loves keep turning up dead. And here comes the woman of his dreams.
Kiss Me or Die is a dark romantic thriller in the style of Chuck Palahniuk, Jeff Lindsay's Darkly Dreaming Dexter series, and Bret Easton Ellis.
Scott Nicholson is author of 15 other paranormal, mystery, and suspense thrillers, including the number-one Kindle best sellers Liquid Fear, Disintegration, The Red Church, and The Skull Ring. Learn more about Scott's work at Author Central.
©2010 Scott Nicholson (P)2012 Scott NicholsonListeners also enjoyed...
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