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Learn Pole Dancing

By: Lillianna Blake, P. Seymour
Narrated by: Gwendolyn Druyor
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Pole dancing - that's it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well, I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon, pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics...that's just the same, right? Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, 30 pounds. I know, I know. But hey, I've lost 70 pounds already, so give me a break!

I'll tell you what though - it's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cupcakes into men. Or maybe cupcake-covered men? Mmmm. Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another 30 pounds, and I just know that pole dancing is the answer. Then, watch out world. Or, more in particular, watch out if you're a single guy. I have cupcakes, and I know how to use them.

©2015 Lillianna Blake (P)2015 Lillianna Blake
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Loved it !

I loved this book. Being a fluffy girl myself it makes me think. I love the humor and am saddened by the lost love so far. I am going to start the next one now.

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Funny and empowering for women!

Learn Pole Dancing
(Single Wide Female: The Bucket List #1)
by Lillianna Blake
This is a short book about a gal that loses a lot of weight and has a bucket list to start. She is finally feeling good about herself and decides to learn to Pole Dance. It is quite funny what happens. The real underlying message is for women to feel good about themselves regardless of body size or what they do for a living. I thought it was well done and empowering without being preachy.
Great narration!

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So Funny!!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this audiobook to a friend because I had forgotten how FUNNY this Story is!! I have read it before and enjoyed it. I can't wait until the next installment comes out. But hearing the Beginning in Audio while I fix and eat breakfast is so ENJOYABLE! I SO Enjoy SWF!! Thank YOU SO MUCH!!!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Sammy and her friend Max. Why doesn't she just propose to him? I did. I quit waiting for my boyfriend to propose and Proposed to him. :-) We went to the Movies and saw "The Way We Were." And when we came home, I proposed to him. Said I did not want to loose him as she did. We have been married 41 Years. We had only been dating for 7 months at that time. I am impulsive and impatient. :-) Sammy should get on the Ball.

Which scene was your favorite?

My favorite scene is when she spent 20 minutes on the pole. And the girls were mesmerized by her actions. The description of her leg in the air and the other doing something else was so funny. And I could just relate.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes. I listened to this book in one sitting. I often read for hours. I could have listened longer.

Any additional comments?

I enjoy Single Wide Female books. Lillianna writes so good. Experiencing via Sammy is fun. But I have done some things that were on my Bucket List - Just didn't know it was called That. I have gone on a Zip Line. My husband had more fun than I did. He enjoyed it better than I did. It scared me more than I wanted to admit. But I am glad I did it. It was a Blast. And now I get to tell it. Tehe!

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Must Listen or Read

This is my first book and my first read by Ms. Blake. I have to say..... She is great! I like to try new authors and Ms Blake will have a spot in my Library. She writes very good.... She captured me by the Title, then the first paragraph in the book and it continued on to the end. I even thought her message was cute.

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Fun and easy

Very easy to listen to and laughed out loud several times, recommend to all ladies

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Love your Body and Love yourself

Would you consider the audio edition of Learn Pole Dancing to be better than the print version?

This title is currently free on Amazon and the Audio upgrade was $1.99. I don’t think I would have purchased the audio if I had realized how incredibly short it was but I still very much enjoyed the quick listen as I cleaned my makeup brushes. I really enjoyed this first one, then realized it is much like a serial; a small part of a greater whole. No fear though, all 24 bucket list books are on Kindle Unlimited. They haven’t all been turned into an Audio book yet, only the first 6. Hmmm what to do…

The thing I loved about this book is; it promotes a healthy look on being body positive, no matter if you are a size 4, or a size 24. Love your body and love yourself. That’s a great positive message that needs to be promoted more to women!

I’m giving Learn Pole Dancing 4 Boundless stars; it was quick and fun listen, and I will be either reading on listening to more soon!...Sara

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we all need a Bucket List

I loved it. move over Molly Harper this may knock Molly off my go to read when I need a pick me up. I related to this because like Sammy when young I struggled with self esteem. Now much older I have done most of my bucket list and have been having fun with it for thirty years. I guarantee I will fish ready Sammy's list to see if she had as much fun as I have.

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Loved it!

I've listed to hundereds of audio books and this will be my first written review. I wasn't sure what to expect from this book but I really loved it. I found it to be an all around fun book that not only made me laugh but made me want to get out and try something new (though I think pole dacing is out for me).

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